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Week of 02.15.10

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Based on a single audience suggestion, Trophy Wife weaves a series of completely improvised scenes, stories, and games into a single, hilarious piece. Join them LIVE every Wednesday night at 9pm or anytime online for improv you can take home to mom.

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Show Archive

Greatest Hits shows in GOLD
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Crap Shoot (02.17.10)

Crap Shoot

02.18.10
26:39
"I keep telling you, I'm not God. I'm Gary O'Donnell: god@gmail.com" -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Regret (02.10.10)

Regret

02.11.10
28:38
"Well, it's perfect for a lady and a cat. In fact, when this apartment was listed, I thought 'a lady and a cat, I hope that comes by.'" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Gummi Bears (02.03.10)

Gummi Bears

02.04.10
25:00
"Concert tickets!" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Stage Monkeys (01.27.10)

Stage Monkeys

01.28.10
20:30
"Marriage - the big lie!" -Everyone Watch Download
Big Wheel (01.13.10)

Big Wheel

01.14.10
24:33
"How come I always gotta sit out in the truck?" -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Going To The Gym (01.06.09)

Going To The Gym

01.07.10
27:14
"It's not about the legs, it's what's inside your head....heart" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Never Come Here Again (12.30.09)

To Not Come Here Anymore

12.31.09
28:11
"Oh my God, they cut my hair in an incredibly flattering fashion..." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Mistletoe (12.02.09)

Mistletoe

12.04.09
27:58
"No wonder the holidays have the highest rate of Smurfing..." -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Mutton (11.25.09)

Mutton

11.26.09
32:00
"You're fired" -Mike Betette Watch Download
Sweater Vest (11.18.09)

Sweater Vest

11.19.09
28:08
"Sandra, if harlotry was a lotion, he'd be so moist right now." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Poison (11.11.09)

Poison

11.12.09
26:51
"Punch me! Punch me!" -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Hula Hoop (II) (11.04.09)

Hula Hoop (II)

11.05.09
28:50
"Car Bloating..." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Grandstanding (10.21.09)

Grandstanding

10.22.09
28:59
"I would say that the only appropriate vehicle for that baby to travel around in would be a cloud that it sits on that moves independently of the baby." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Bad Breath (10.14.09)

Bad Breath

10.15.09
26:14
"You guys - we're sitting, but we're also flying!" -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Magic (10.07.09)

Magic

10.08.09
28:15
"What do you get when you cross Jimmy Carter with Sam Rayburn? A Dixiecrat!" -John Abbott Watch Download
Enchanted Forest (09.30.09)

Enchanted Forest

10.01.09
26:41
"You know, on second thought - I think I'm just going to empty out this drawer and climb inside." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Frozen (09.23.09)

Frozen

09.24.09
25:25
"Ask that baby what's gonna happen on Lost." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Cookie Monster (09.16.09)

Cookie Monster

09.17.09
28:30
"It was a different dream last night..." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Robots (09.02.09)

Robots

09.03.09
24:37
"Oh hey, Terese - is that a port wine birthmark on your face?" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Loud Noises (08.26.09)

Loud Noises

08.27.09
29:13
"Abalabalabalabalab..." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Zeus (08.19.09)

Zeus

08.20.09
30:05
"You're going to have to sleep on WHey!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Sack Lunches (08.12.09)

Sack Lunches

08.13.09
30:11
"Every day, when I leave here, I got into my neighborhood and I shoot people I think are criminals." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Vermin (08.05.09)

Vermin

08.06.09
25:28
"The evil spirit in my walls doesn't have a weiner?" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Freckles (07.29.09)

Freckles

07.30.09
27:08
"Grandma, you got the job." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Jelly Beans (07.15.09)

Jelly Beans

07.16.09
24:42
"Why don't you crawl back inside my womb so I can make a new life for myself?" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Pterodactyl (07.01.09)

Pterodactyl

07.02.09
22:08
"A dead wife and a kid to complicate things? All I can say is I'm glad someone's using the White House milkshake machine." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Annihilation (06.24.09)

Annihilation

06.25.09
27:00
"32? Wow. Well, you look 20, but you act 70!" -John Abbott Watch Download
Submarine (06.17.09)

Submarine

06.18.09
24:01
"Don't use the same voice I'm using." -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Porcupine (06.10.09)

Porcupine

06.11.09
26:51
"Marcus, I thought it would be something special between the two of us. But what's special is what's between the two of us." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Cartwheel (05.27.09)

Cartwheel

05.29.09
28:46
"Deb, put a smile on your face - you're not that pretty." -Mike Coen Watch Download
F**k (05.08.09)

F**k

05.21.09
22:14
"Hi guys, I'm the Space Shuttle Challenger..." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Admission (05.13.09)

Admission

05.14.09
28:11
"You hotwire books when you go to the library..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Pinocchio (05.12.09)

Pinocchio

05.13.09
22:51
"I want to enter your Ottoman Empire..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Jackrabbit (05.06.09)

Jackrabbit

05.07.09
29:07
"You never should've stopped taking your St. John's Wart..." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Razor Blades (04.29.09)

Razor Blades

04.30.09
23:33
"Snizz. . . is a good name for a cat." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Karma (04.22.09)

Karma

04.23.09
27:06
"Curiosity led him to that fight." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Firefly (04.15.09)

Firefly

04.16.09
26:37
"I ain't had a ration of bakin' on fortnight-a-many!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Cookies (04.08.09)

Cookies

04.09.09
28:25
"We should talk about other girls that you should date - girls that we both know. Who do you think's hot?" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
The Ocean (04.01.09)

The Ocean

04.02.09
28:54
"Wake up there, missy! There's a war on! Buy War Bonds!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Penguin (03.25.09)

Penguin

03.26.09
31:03
"Did you see her sauce shelf?" -John Abbott Watch Download
Glacier (03.18.09)

Glacier

03.19.09
30:00
"Oh shit, it looks like a gorilla paw!" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Feline Diabetes (03.11.09)

Feline Diabetes

03.12.09
29:20
"Benny Hill is getting fucking complicated..." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Ice Cream Cake (03.04.09)

Ice Cream Cake

03.05.09
28:48
"We know that dreams are just cartoons in your head with no commercials." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Corned Beef Hash (02.25.09)

Corned Beef Hash

02.26.09
25:46
"It's like you had a full meal and it's just sittin' on you nice-like" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Homewrecker (02.18.09)

Homewrecker

02.19.09
27:49
"Didja touch it?" -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Cheeseburger (02.11.09)

Cheeseburger

02.12.09
31:32
"This says 'Fucking Relax.'" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Flights of Fancy (02.04.09)

Flights of Fancy

02.05.09
29:40
"What were you dreamin' about? Chewin'?" - Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Chocolate (01.28.09)

Chocolate

01.29.09
24:08
"I'm just happy you stayed for a second sentence" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Doggie Paddle (01.14.09)

Doggie Paddle

01.15.09
27:13
"Do you wanna feel my wiener?" - Jill Alexander Watch Download
Peppercorn (01.07.09)

Peppercorn

01.08.09
25:45
"Well, she got me on expired tags on my car, but I'm really a rapist." -John Abbott Watch Download
You Can Win! (12.17.08)

You Can Win!

12.18.08
27:43
"I'm probably going to allow you to eat something with gold in it." - Tim Jennings Watch Download
Daschund (12.10.08)

Daschund

12.11.08
28:23
"This is not the end of a musical where you turn my heart into warm places. . . or is it?" - Mike Coen Watch Download
Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo

12.04.08
27:55
"Your dick looks like Florida." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Ron Hubbard

Ron Hubbard

11.27.08
28:38
"You'll be in need of another date. . ." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Update (11.19.08)

Update

11.20.08
29:42
"He wasn't that big and beefy. . ." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Jury Duty (11.12.08)

Jury Duty

11.13.08
27:21
"You can stop dialing 7 characters in. . ." - John Abbott Watch Download
Pinball (11.05.08)

Pinball

11.06.08
27:07
"Am I predator or prey?" - Mike Coen Watch Download
Software (10.29.08)

Software

10.30.08
26:48
"I watch a lot of the American Television and children talk back to their mothers." - Jill Alexander Watch Download
World Domination (10.22.08)

World Domination

10.23.08
27:54
"We're gonna have to kill my wife." - John Abbott Watch Download
Yes We Can (10.15.08)

Yes We Can

10.16.08
28:43
"It's never too late to have a happy childhood." - Rachael Drummond Watch Download
Rhinoceros (10.08.08)

Rhinoceros

10.09.08
30:35
"We must find this Red October. . ." - Kevin McShane Watch Download
Lump (09.24.08)

Lump

09.25.08
22:19
"I was like, 'Where'd the doors go?'" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Futon (09.17.08)

Futon

09.18.08
31:06
"My juice'll knock your balls off. . ." - Tim Jennings Watch Download
Underwear (09.10.08)

Underwear

09.11.08
27:08
"I'm supposed to meet someone here named Buddy. He's bringing me cocaine." - Tim Jennings Watch Download
Cheese (09.03.08)

Cheese

09.04.08
29:34
"Don't tell your father to shut up." - Kevin McShane Watch Download
Waffle Cone (08.27.08)

Waffle Cone

08.27.08
34:19
"I taught him plenty about plumbing." - Tim Jennings Watch Download
New York (08.20.08)

New York

08.21.08
24:32
"I met a whole busload of Nigerians today. . ." -John Abbott Watch Download
Flu (06.18.08)

Flu

06.19.08
26:33
"You've got Karma Sutra and you've got a lady thumb in your hindquarters." - Mike Coen Watch Download
Frog (06.11.08)

Frog

06.12.08
29:11
"So it's not not really a plug you pull, it's a switch you flip." -John Abbott Watch Download
Tattoo (05.28.08)

Tattoo

05.28.08
22:33
"In a way, ain't all opera characters mythical creatures?" - Tim Jennings Watch Download
Salted (05.21.08)

Salted

05.22.08
26:54
"Lee Iacocca didn't have friends." - Mike Coen Watch Download
Needles (05.07.08)

Needles

05.07.08
24:15
"There's nothing uglier than see a lie dance." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Slinky (04.30.08)

Slinky

04.30.08
27:13
"I really wanted to bone this weekend." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Residuals (04.23.08)

Residuals

04.23.08
27:00
"Oh NoooOOOOOOOoooo!" -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Casual Friday (04.16.08)

Casual Friday

04.16.08
28:02
"Gina, what are you doing?" -Rachael Drummond Watch Download
Weenie Roast (04.09.08)

Weenie Roast

04.09.08
23:53
"I'm a neighbor and this is a baby. HE WAS A BABY!" -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Astrology (04.02.08)

Astrology

04.02.08
25:45
"I can't her to LATCH." - Jill Alexander Watch Download
Bananas Foster (03.26.08)

Bananas Foster

03.27.08
21:45
"Listen assholes, there's a Watermelon Boat Apocalypse out there. If you don't get out there soon, I'm gonna come back here and face rape all of you with the marzipan cherubs." - Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Static Electricity (03.12.08)

Static Electricity

03.12.08
20:46
"I was under the impression there would be more ladies here." -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Greenbeans (03.05.08)

Greenbeans

03.05.08
27:33
"I did a book report on Dwight Eisenhower. He beat the shit out of a German with a shoe." - Mike Coen Watch Download
Dubious (02.20.08)

Dubious

02.21.08
23:16
"He's got fruit punch if you want fruit punch!" -Rachael Drummond Watch Download
Steak Tartare (02.13.08)

Steak Tartare

02.13.08
26:57
"We told _that_ cow." - Eric Hunicutt Watch Download
Nova (01.30.08)

Nova

01.31.08
26:00
"Look, if you've got a ski-mask, you're halfway there." -Opus Moreschi Watch Download
Wendy's (01.23.08)

Wendy's

01.24.08
24:47
"Yeah, we're at the beach." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Archaeology (01.16.08)

Archaeology

01.17.08
25:33
"All the time!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Astronomy (01.09.08)

Astronomy

01.10.08
28:27
"I'm moving at the speed of Love. . ." - Mike Coen Watch Download
iPhone (01.02.08)

iPhone

01.03.08
25:48
"Well he's cut! Like a cheese plate!" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Left Alone (12.19.07)

Left Alone

12.19.07
26:07
"Listen, I'm not sure how to flush your toilet. So I didn't." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Love (12.12.07)

Love

12.12.07
24:31
"Rape is a state of mind. . ." - Zabeth Russell Watch Download

Tired

11.28.07
29:13
"I'm gonna open up my dog like a Ton Ton and sleep inside of him!" - Mike Coen Watch Download
Happy (11.14.07)

Happy

11.14.07
23:34
"Dale is the man with the cowboy name that does not wear a hat." - Mike Coen Watch Download

Broom Closet

11.07.07
43:14
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Britney Spears

10.30.07
26:30
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Birth Control

10.24.07
22:32
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Garbage Pail Kids (09.26.07)

Garbage Pail Kids

09.26.07
30:02
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Masturbation

09.19.07
23:51
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Celebrity Gossip

09.12.07
23:10
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Snickers Bars

09.05.07
21:12
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80's Sitcoms

08.29.07
20:56
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Peanut Butter

08.22.07
22:41
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