








Trophy Wife performs "The Harold" - the signature improvised piece taught and performed at the world famous iOWest in Los Angeles, California.
Based on a single audience suggestion, Trophy Wife weaves a series of completely improvised scenes, stories, and games into a single, hilarious piece. Join them LIVE every Wednesday night at 9pm or anytime online for improv you can take home to mom.

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Crap Shoot02.18.1026:39 |
"I keep telling you, I'm not God. I'm Gary O'Donnell: god@gmail.com" -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Regret02.11.1028:38 |
"Well, it's perfect for a lady and a cat. In fact, when this apartment was listed, I thought 'a lady and a cat, I hope that comes by.'" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Gummi Bears02.04.1025:00 |
"Concert tickets!" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Stage Monkeys01.28.1020:30 |
"Marriage - the big lie!" -Everyone | Watch | Download |
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Big Wheel01.14.1024:33 |
"How come I always gotta sit out in the truck?" -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Going To The Gym01.07.1027:14 |
"It's not about the legs, it's what's inside your head....heart" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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To Not Come Here Anymore12.31.0928:11 |
"Oh my God, they cut my hair in an incredibly flattering fashion..." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Mistletoe12.04.0927:58 |
"No wonder the holidays have the highest rate of Smurfing..." -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Mutton11.26.0932:00 |
"You're fired" -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Sweater Vest11.19.0928:08 |
"Sandra, if harlotry was a lotion, he'd be so moist right now." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Poison11.12.0926:51 |
"Punch me! Punch me!" -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Hula Hoop (II)11.05.0928:50 |
"Car Bloating..." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Grandstanding10.22.0928:59 |
"I would say that the only appropriate vehicle for that baby to travel around in would be a cloud that it sits on that moves independently of the baby." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Bad Breath10.15.0926:14 |
"You guys - we're sitting, but we're also flying!" -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Magic10.08.0928:15 |
"What do you get when you cross Jimmy Carter with Sam Rayburn? A Dixiecrat!" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Enchanted Forest10.01.0926:41 |
"You know, on second thought - I think I'm just going to empty out this drawer and climb inside." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Frozen09.24.0925:25 |
"Ask that baby what's gonna happen on Lost." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Cookie Monster09.17.0928:30 |
"It was a different dream last night..." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Robots09.03.0924:37 |
"Oh hey, Terese - is that a port wine birthmark on your face?" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Loud Noises08.27.0929:13 |
"Abalabalabalabalab..." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Zeus08.20.0930:05 |
"You're going to have to sleep on WHey!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Sack Lunches08.13.0930:11 |
"Every day, when I leave here, I got into my neighborhood and I shoot people I think are criminals." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Vermin08.06.0925:28 |
"The evil spirit in my walls doesn't have a weiner?" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Freckles07.30.0927:08 |
"Grandma, you got the job." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Jelly Beans07.16.0924:42 |
"Why don't you crawl back inside my womb so I can make a new life for myself?" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Pterodactyl07.02.0922:08 |
"A dead wife and a kid to complicate things? All I can say is I'm glad someone's using the White House milkshake machine." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Annihilation06.25.0927:00 |
"32? Wow. Well, you look 20, but you act 70!" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Submarine06.18.0924:01 |
"Don't use the same voice I'm using." -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Porcupine06.11.0926:51 |
"Marcus, I thought it would be something special between the two of us. But what's special is what's between the two of us." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Cartwheel05.29.0928:46 |
"Deb, put a smile on your face - you're not that pretty." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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F**k05.21.0922:14 |
"Hi guys, I'm the Space Shuttle Challenger..." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Admission05.14.0928:11 |
"You hotwire books when you go to the library..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Pinocchio05.13.0922:51 |
"I want to enter your Ottoman Empire..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Jackrabbit05.07.0929:07 |
"You never should've stopped taking your St. John's Wart..." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Razor Blades04.30.0923:33 |
"Snizz. . . is a good name for a cat." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Karma04.23.0927:06 |
"Curiosity led him to that fight." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Firefly04.16.0926:37 |
"I ain't had a ration of bakin' on fortnight-a-many!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Cookies04.09.0928:25 |
"We should talk about other girls that you should date - girls that we both know. Who do you think's hot?" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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The Ocean04.02.0928:54 |
"Wake up there, missy! There's a war on! Buy War Bonds!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Penguin03.26.0931:03 |
"Did you see her sauce shelf?" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Glacier03.19.0930:00 |
"Oh shit, it looks like a gorilla paw!" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Feline Diabetes03.12.0929:20 |
"Benny Hill is getting fucking complicated..." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Ice Cream Cake03.05.0928:48 |
"We know that dreams are just cartoons in your head with no commercials." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Corned Beef Hash02.26.0925:46 |
"It's like you had a full meal and it's just sittin' on you nice-like" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Homewrecker02.19.0927:49 |
"Didja touch it?" -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Cheeseburger02.12.0931:32 |
"This says 'Fucking Relax.'" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Flights of Fancy02.05.0929:40 |
"What were you dreamin' about? Chewin'?" - Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Chocolate01.29.0924:08 |
"I'm just happy you stayed for a second sentence" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Doggie Paddle01.15.0927:13 |
"Do you wanna feel my wiener?" - Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Peppercorn01.08.0925:45 |
"Well, she got me on expired tags on my car, but I'm really a rapist." -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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You Can Win!12.18.0827:43 |
"I'm probably going to allow you to eat something with gold in it." - Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Daschund12.11.0828:23 |
"This is not the end of a musical where you turn my heart into warm places. . . or is it?" - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Kalamazoo12.04.0827:55 |
"Your dick looks like Florida." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Ron Hubbard11.27.0828:38 |
"You'll be in need of another date. . ." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Update11.20.0829:42 |
"He wasn't that big and beefy. . ." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Jury Duty11.13.0827:21 |
"You can stop dialing 7 characters in. . ." - John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Pinball11.06.0827:07 |
"Am I predator or prey?" - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Software10.30.0826:48 |
"I watch a lot of the American Television and children talk back to their mothers." - Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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World Domination10.23.0827:54 |
"We're gonna have to kill my wife." - John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Yes We Can10.16.0828:43 |
"It's never too late to have a happy childhood." - Rachael Drummond | Watch | Download |
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Rhinoceros10.09.0830:35 |
"We must find this Red October. . ." - Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Lump09.25.0822:19 |
"I was like, 'Where'd the doors go?'" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Futon09.18.0831:06 |
"My juice'll knock your balls off. . ." - Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Underwear09.11.0827:08 |
"I'm supposed to meet someone here named Buddy. He's bringing me cocaine." - Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Cheese09.04.0829:34 |
"Don't tell your father to shut up." - Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Waffle Cone08.27.0834:19 |
"I taught him plenty about plumbing." - Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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New York08.21.0824:32 |
"I met a whole busload of Nigerians today. . ." -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Flu06.19.0826:33 |
"You've got Karma Sutra and you've got a lady thumb in your hindquarters." - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Frog06.12.0829:11 |
"So it's not not really a plug you pull, it's a switch you flip." -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Tattoo05.28.0822:33 |
"In a way, ain't all opera characters mythical creatures?" - Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Salted05.22.0826:54 |
"Lee Iacocca didn't have friends." - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Needles05.07.0824:15 |
"There's nothing uglier than see a lie dance." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Slinky04.30.0827:13 |
"I really wanted to bone this weekend." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Residuals04.23.0827:00 |
"Oh NoooOOOOOOOoooo!" -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Casual Friday04.16.0828:02 |
"Gina, what are you doing?" -Rachael Drummond | Watch | Download |
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Weenie Roast04.09.0823:53 |
"I'm a neighbor and this is a baby. HE WAS A BABY!" -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Astrology04.02.0825:45 |
"I can't her to LATCH." - Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Bananas Foster03.27.0821:45 |
"Listen assholes, there's a Watermelon Boat Apocalypse out there. If you don't get out there soon, I'm gonna come back here and face rape all of you with the marzipan cherubs." - Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Static Electricity03.12.0820:46 |
"I was under the impression there would be more ladies here." -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Greenbeans03.05.0827:33 |
"I did a book report on Dwight Eisenhower. He beat the shit out of a German with a shoe." - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Dubious02.21.0823:16 |
"He's got fruit punch if you want fruit punch!" -Rachael Drummond | Watch | Download |
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Steak Tartare02.13.0826:57 |
"We told _that_ cow." - Eric Hunicutt | Watch | Download |
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Nova01.31.0826:00 |
"Look, if you've got a ski-mask, you're halfway there." -Opus Moreschi | Watch | Download |
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Wendy's01.24.0824:47 |
"Yeah, we're at the beach." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Archaeology01.17.0825:33 |
"All the time!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Astronomy01.10.0828:27 |
"I'm moving at the speed of Love. . ." - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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iPhone01.03.0825:48 |
"Well he's cut! Like a cheese plate!" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Left Alone12.19.0726:07 |
"Listen, I'm not sure how to flush your toilet. So I didn't." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Love12.12.0724:31 |
"Rape is a state of mind. . ." - Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Tired11.28.0729:13 |
"I'm gonna open up my dog like a Ton Ton and sleep inside of him!" - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Happy11.14.0723:34 |
"Dale is the man with the cowboy name that does not wear a hat." - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Broom Closet11.07.0743:14 |
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Britney Spears10.30.0726:30 |
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Birth Control10.24.0722:32 |
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Garbage Pail Kids09.26.0730:02 |
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Masturbation09.19.0723:51 |
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Celebrity Gossip09.12.0723:10 |
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Snickers Bars09.05.0721:12 |
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80's Sitcoms08.29.0720:56 |
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Peanut Butter08.22.0722:41 |
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