Trophy Wife’s Greatest Hits
Here they are: Trophy Wife’s Greatest Hits. The creme de la creme. The summit. The best we have to offer. The finest in. . . made up stuff.
Featuring such classic shows as “Animation“ and “New York,” Trophy Wife’s Greatest Hits pulls together the best Trophy Wife Harolds from over four years worth of material. Hand-picked using a highly scientific process (i.e. polling ourselves after a particularly good show), The Wife’s greatest hits provide not only an excellent example of The Harold, but also fun for the entire family*.
So gather the family around the monitor and take a look at Trophy Wife at its best. Then subscribe to the podcast and never miss a greatest hits show ever again.
*Due to adult content and language, Trophy Wife’s Greatest Hits are not recommended for children under the age of 12
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Cheese (III)08.25.1133:03 |
"I wish my legs worked!" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Eyeglasses08.11.1129:55 |
"That's like saying you'll meet someone in the ocean" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Soccer06.23.1127:29 |
"Can I call you sensei?" "Sure, what's that mean?" -John Abbott & Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Ace of Spades06.16.1126:31 |
"OK, now I get it..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Bitter Disappointment04.28.1122:19 |
"So this is a story about a 4th of July picnic that I went to, but I turned it into a kidnapping and murder..." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Siren04.14.1124:49 |
"Then you don't like the size of my p**sy?" -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Anniversary03.10.1125:15 |
"The reason I'm asking is because I let him put it in a little..." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Meatloaf03.03.1125:15 |
"Please - something, anything - cutting myself didn't help." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Predators12.09.1026:22 |
"I don't know science! I'm the tech guy!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Unicorns11.18.1025:20 |
"I was inside it for three days..." -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Jealousy10.29.1027:56 |
"Is Joshua home yet?" -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Window Pane10.14.1027:26 |
"Can I ask you something? You see a guy with a black eye, do you get a hard-on?" -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Spiders07.01.1028:00 |
"You need so much help. Help that I can give you Tom Hanks." -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Bubbles05.20.1028:19 |
"I just pissed a gallon of plaid!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Pirate04.29.1023:35 |
"I told you a hobo would break your heart" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Sunflowers (5th Anniversary)04.08.1031:29 |
"Don't doggie-paddle to your own vagina!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Swamp Ass03.11.1025:32 |
"I'd name him Polaris. So if he got lost, he'd look at the North Star and come home." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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To Be Younger03.04.1026:03 |
"There's a poster of STDs in the bathroom and I have 8 of them" -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Going To The Gym01.07.1027:14 |
"It's not about the legs, it's what's inside your head....heart" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Sweater Vest11.19.0928:08 |
"Sandra, if harlotry was a lotion, he'd be so moist right now." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Grandstanding10.22.0928:59 |
"I would say that the only appropriate vehicle for that baby to travel around in would be a cloud that it sits on that moves independently of the baby." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Cookie Monster09.17.0928:30 |
"It was a different dream last night..." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Pterodactyl07.02.0922:08 |
"A dead wife and a kid to complicate things? All I can say is I'm glad someone's using the White House milkshake machine." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Annihilation06.25.0927:00 |
"32? Wow. Well, you look 20, but you act 70!" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Pinocchio05.13.0922:51 |
"I want to enter your Ottoman Empire..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Razor Blades04.30.0923:33 |
"Snizz. . . is a good name for a cat." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Cookies04.09.0928:25 |
"We should talk about other girls that you should date - girls that we both know. Who do you think's hot?" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Feline Diabetes03.12.0929:20 |
"Benny Hill is getting fucking complicated..." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Ice Cream Cake03.05.0928:48 |
"We know that dreams are just cartoons in your head with no commercials." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Kalamazoo12.04.0827:55 |
"Your dick looks like Florida." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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World Domination10.23.0827:54 |
"We're gonna have to kill my wife." - John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Cheese09.04.0829:34 |
"Don't tell your father to shut up." - Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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New York08.21.0824:32 |
"I met a whole busload of Nigerians today. . ." -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Needles05.07.0824:15 |
"There's nothing uglier than see a lie dance." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Weenie Roast04.09.0823:53 |
"I'm a neighbor and this is a baby. HE WAS A BABY!" -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Bananas Foster03.27.0821:45 |
"Listen assholes, there's a Watermelon Boat Apocalypse out there. If you don't get out there soon, I'm gonna come back here and face rape all of you with the marzipan cherubs." - Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Static Electricity03.12.0820:46 |
"I was under the impression there would be more ladies here." -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Nova01.31.0826:00 |
"Look, if you've got a ski-mask, you're halfway there." -Opus Moreschi | Watch | Download |
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Astronomy01.10.0828:27 |
"I'm moving at the speed of Love. . ." - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Left Alone12.19.0726:07 |
"Listen, I'm not sure how to flush your toilet. So I didn't." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Garbage Pail Kids09.26.0730:02 |
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Basketball08.15.0725:20 |
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Ice Cream05.23.0727:37 |
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Bloodsport03.14.0726:00 |
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Transformers02.28.0727:32 |
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Suede02.07.0727:28 |
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Cockpit01.17.0727:57 |
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Animation11.08.0632:37 |
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Hula Hoop10.11.0630:54 |
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Internet09.13.0625:46 |
"You're not supposed to have breasts, Tron." - Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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