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Trophy Wife : Greatest Hits
Trophy Wife Greatest Hits

Trophy Wife’s Greatest Hits

Here they are: Trophy Wife’s Greatest Hits. The creme de la creme. The summit. The best we have to offer. The finest in. . . made up stuff.

Featuring such classic shows as “Animation“ and “New York,” Trophy Wife’s Greatest Hits pulls together the best Trophy Wife Harolds from over four years worth of material. Hand-picked using a highly scientific process (i.e. polling ourselves after a particularly good show), The Wife’s greatest hits provide not only an excellent example of The Harold, but also fun for the entire family*.

So gather the family around the monitor and take a look at Trophy Wife at its best. Then subscribe to the podcast and never miss a greatest hits show ever again.

*Due to adult content and language, Trophy Wife’s Greatest Hits are not recommended for children under the age of 12

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G.Q. (9th Anniversary)

04.24.14
26:14
"I'm gay! We're halfway there!" -Mike Betette Watch Download
Colander (12.05.13)

Colander

12.07.13
27:48
"That's absolutely what a Shandy is..." -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Zoot Suit (09.17.13)

Zoot Suit

09.18.13
26:41
"It don't matter. I go to every funeral." -Kevin Dorff Watch Download
Psycho (09.03.13)

Psycho

09.04.13
24:51
"Bobby, you never unmoored. You never went out." -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Trampoline (07.09.13)

Trampoline

07.10.13
28:13
"Because the ladies never met a bone from the Bone Crew they didn't like." -Dave Park Watch Download
Smile (07.02.13)

Smile

07.03.13
27:40
"Welcome to Edgar Allen Po-Boys" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Thunder (05.28.13)

Thunder

05.29.13
27:24
"You don't even know what houses have, do you?" -Rachael Drummond Watch Download
Euphemism (05.14.13)

Euphemism

05.15.13
29:42
"Never aplogize when entering a room. It adds five pounds to your face" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Pineapple Juice (04.23.13)

Pineapple Juice

04.24.13
31:37
"It's like a magician rejealing his tricks..." -Dave Park Watch Download
Get Outta Here! (04.16.13)

Get Outta Here!

04.17.13
27:37
"Whoops!" -Mike Betette Watch Download
Boysenberry (03.05.13)

Boysenberry

03.06.13
30:08
"I go from Southern California tourist attraction to Southern California tourist attraction trying to get people to stop having kids eat things out of their crotches and no one takes me seriously." -Seamus McCarthy Watch Download
Crackle (01.16.13)

Crackle

01.17.13
26:04
"Don't be anti-semantic to her." -Rachael Drummond Watch Download
Opera (12.05.12)

Opera

12.06.12
31:16
"It's the titular line, by the way..." -Dave Park Watch Download
Rolodex (09.19.12)

Rolodex

09.20.12
25:16
"The coat-check girl gave me a stiff arm-candy..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Pinstripe (II) (08.08.12)

Pinstripe (II)

08.09.12
29:43
"You told me you hated both those groups and then you saw them together in one night." -Derek Miller Watch Download
Spaghetti (07.25.12)

Spaghetti

07.26.12
30:47
"We're talking about getting married. I'm talking about getting married." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Blink (07.11.12)

Blink

07.12.12
27:55
"I'm on a vacation from myself. I would never act this way." -Dave Park Watch Download
Not Gonna Happen (06.13.12)

Not Gonna Happen

06.14.12
24:28
"It is really nice to meet you." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Champ (04.11.12)

Champ

04.12.12
30:19
"Hey! Y'sweepin?" -Eric Hunicutt Watch Download
Cheese (III) (08.24.11)

Cheese (III)

08.25.11
33:03
"I wish my legs worked!" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Eyeglasses (08.10.11)

Eyeglasses

08.11.11
29:55
"That's like saying you'll meet someone in the ocean" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Soccer (06.22.11)

Soccer

06.23.11
27:29
"Can I call you sensei?" "Sure, what's that mean?" -John Abbott & Mike Coen Watch Download
Ace of Spades (06.15.11)

Ace of Spades

06.16.11
26:31
"OK, now I get it..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Bitter Disappointment (04.27.11)

Bitter Disappointment

04.28.11
22:19
"So this is a story about a 4th of July picnic that I went to, but I turned it into a kidnapping and murder..." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Siren (04.13.11)

Siren

04.14.11
24:49
"Then you don't like the size of my p**sy?" -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Anniversary (03.09.10)

Anniversary

03.10.11
25:15
"The reason I'm asking is because I let him put it in a little..." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Meatloaf (03.02.11)

Meatloaf

03.03.11
25:15
"Please - something, anything - cutting myself didn't help." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Predators (12.08.10)

Predators

12.09.10
26:22
"I don't know science! I'm the tech guy!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Unicorns (11.17.10)

Unicorns

11.18.10
25:20
"I was inside it for three days..." -Mike Betette Watch Download
Jealousy (10.27.10)

Jealousy

10.29.10
27:56
"Is Joshua home yet?" -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Window Pane (10.13.10)

Window Pane

10.14.10
27:26
"Can I ask you something? You see a guy with a black eye, do you get a hard-on?" -Mike Betette Watch Download
Spiders (06.30.10)

Spiders

07.01.10
28:00
"You need so much help. Help that I can give you Tom Hanks." -Mike Betette Watch Download
Bubbles (05.19.10)

Bubbles

05.20.10
28:19
"I just pissed a gallon of plaid!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Pirate (04.28.10)

Pirate

04.29.10
23:35
"I told you a hobo would break your heart" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Sunflowers (5th Anniversary) (04.07.10)

Sunflowers (5th Anniversary)

04.08.10
31:29
"Don't doggie-paddle to your own vagina!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Swamp Ass (03.10.10)

Swamp Ass

03.11.10
25:32
"I'd name him Polaris. So if he got lost, he'd look at the North Star and come home." -Mike Coen Watch Download
To Be Younger (03.03.10)

To Be Younger

03.04.10
26:03
"There's a poster of STDs in the bathroom and I have 8 of them" -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Going To The Gym (01.06.09)

Going To The Gym

01.07.10
27:14
"It's not about the legs, it's what's inside your head....heart" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Sweater Vest (11.18.09)

Sweater Vest

11.19.09
28:08
"Sandra, if harlotry was a lotion, he'd be so moist right now." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Grandstanding (10.21.09)

Grandstanding

10.22.09
28:59
"I would say that the only appropriate vehicle for that baby to travel around in would be a cloud that it sits on that moves independently of the baby." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Cookie Monster (09.16.09)

Cookie Monster

09.17.09
28:30
"It was a different dream last night..." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Pterodactyl (07.01.09)

Pterodactyl

07.02.09
22:08
"A dead wife and a kid to complicate things? All I can say is I'm glad someone's using the White House milkshake machine." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Annihilation (06.24.09)

Annihilation

06.25.09
27:00
"32? Wow. Well, you look 20, but you act 70!" -John Abbott Watch Download
Pinocchio (05.12.09)

Pinocchio

05.13.09
22:51
"I want to enter your Ottoman Empire..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Razor Blades (04.29.09)

Razor Blades

04.30.09
23:33
"Snizz. . . is a good name for a cat." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Cookies (04.08.09)

Cookies

04.09.09
28:25
"We should talk about other girls that you should date - girls that we both know. Who do you think's hot?" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Feline Diabetes (03.11.09)

Feline Diabetes

03.12.09
29:20
"Benny Hill is getting fucking complicated..." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Ice Cream Cake (03.04.09)

Ice Cream Cake

03.05.09
28:48
"We know that dreams are just cartoons in your head with no commercials." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo

12.04.08
27:55
"Your dick looks like Florida." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
World Domination (10.22.08)

World Domination

10.23.08
27:54
"We're gonna have to kill my wife." - John Abbott Watch Download
Cheese (09.03.08)

Cheese

09.04.08
29:34
"Don't tell your father to shut up." - Kevin McShane Watch Download
New York (08.20.08)

New York

08.21.08
24:32
"I met a whole busload of Nigerians today. . ." -John Abbott Watch Download
Needles (05.07.08)

Needles

05.08.08
24:15
"There's nothing uglier than see a lie dance." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Weenie Roast (04.09.08)

Weenie Roast

04.10.08
23:53
"I'm a neighbor and this is a baby. HE WAS A BABY!" -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Bananas Foster (03.26.08)

Bananas Foster

03.27.08
21:45
"Listen assholes, there's a Watermelon Boat Apocalypse out there. If you don't get out there soon, I'm gonna come back here and face rape all of you with the marzipan cherubs." - Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Static Electricity (03.12.08)

Static Electricity

03.13.08
20:46
"I was under the impression there would be more ladies here." -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Nova (01.30.08)

Nova

01.31.08
26:00
"Look, if you've got a ski-mask, you're halfway there." -Opus Moreschi Watch Download
Astronomy (01.09.08)

Astronomy

01.11.08
28:27
"I'm moving at the speed of Love. . ." - Mike Coen Watch Download
Left Alone (12.19.07)

Left Alone

12.20.07
26:07
"Listen, I'm not sure how to flush your toilet. So I didn't." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Garbage Pail Kids (09.26.07)

Garbage Pail Kids

09.27.07
30:02
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Basketball

08.16.07
25:20
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Ice Cream

05.24.07
27:37
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Bloodsport

03.15.07
26:00
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Transformers

03.01.07
27:32
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Suede

02.08.07
27:28
Watch Download

Cockpit

01.18.07
27:57
Watch Download

Animation

11.09.06
32:37
Watch Download

Hula Hoop

10.12.06
30:54
Watch Download

Internet

09.14.06
25:46
"You're not supposed to have breasts, Tron." - Tim Jennings Watch Download

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