Trophy Wife

Rachael Drummond and Jill Alexander Back It Up

posted by Kevin on Friday February 15, 2013

Filed under: Miscellaneous Jackassery, Reasons Why We're Awesome

In our show Watermelon, Rach and Jill Alexander played two divorcees on a booze cruise looking for love. Here’s an animated GIF of them proving they still got it. Enjoy.

Dave Park IS The Creamster

posted by Kevin on Tuesday May 31, 2011

Filed under: Miscellaneous Jackassery, Reasons Why We're Awesome

Check out new Wife Dave Park and his hilarious litany of ridiculous pro-wrestler names in this video about the recent passing of Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

My personal favorite: Manifest Chestiny.

Spinning Class Is Just Like Hollywood

posted by Rachael on Saturday December 5, 2009

Filed under: Miscellaneous Jackassery, Ranting

Spinning class is just like Hollywood.

We are surrounded by beautiful people.
Some are new and don’t have the right shoes.
Some have been here for years and we’ll never keep up.

We open our eyes and realize we are the only ones standing while everyone else is sitting.
We don’t think we can make it, so we slow down, sit down, put our heads down, and tell ourselves, “all that matters is to keep pedaling.”
We’re sure everyone sees we’re off rhythm, overweight and out of practice.

But look around.
Everyone is concentrated only on themselves.
Making it through their own workout.

There are moments when everything clicks, we’re on pace, sweating and smiling.
There are moments when we hear a lyric from a familiar song as if for the first time.
There are moments where it suddenly feels effortless.

From the outside we look like people on stationary bikes,
Spinning our wheels.

Tim with Der Horsey: Corn

posted by Kevin on Tuesday February 24, 2009

Filed under: Miscellaneous Jackassery, Shameless Plugging

Der Horsey, a techno-pop-hipster-dance band made up of our our very own Tim Jennings and Trophy Wife pal Rachael Porter just put out a new single entitled “Corn.” Have a listen:

Direct Download Link

Graham's Custom Trophy Wife T-Shirt

posted by Kevin on Monday October 13, 2008

Filed under: Reasons Why We're Awesome, Miscellaneous Jackassery

Here’s DHT member Graham Douglas in his custom Trophy Wife T-Shirt that we made especially for him for his iO SUV joke a while back.

Get your non-custom Trophy Wife t-shirts here.

Taking Back the White House

posted by Rachael on Saturday April 19, 2008

Filed under: Shameless Plugging, Miscellaneous Jackassery

Look. . . I’m Trophy Wife’s only Clinton supporter. So maybe I feel like I have to go that extra mile. Are any of you bubble-bathing for Obama?

Pineapple Express

posted by Rachael on Friday March 14, 2008

Filed under: Things We Found For You, Miscellaneous Jackassery

Hang on, I’m just checking to see if I’ve ever been so excited to see a movie… ah… no. No, I haven’t.