Trophy Wife

Trophy Wife 4th Anniversary Show - Wed. @ 9pm

It’s that time….Trophy Wife’s fourth anniversary.

We’re just gonna put something out there – the fourth anniversary sucks. Don’t get us wrong. Four blissful years of marriage, and we’ve rocked each anniversary in true Trophy Wife style till now.

The traditional first anniversary gift is paper, and on that anniversary we all made a thousand paper cranes, then stood naked in the surf and floated them away while singing each other traditional Japanese paper crane songs. Then we all boned like we’d just met in a bar. Great. Super romantic. We’re awesome.

Second anniversary. Cotton. We hand stitched organic cotton tighty whities for each other and then modeled them for some really arty black and white photographs. Then we boned.

Third anniversary. Leather. We don’t even have to say it, do we?  In a nutshell:  we put leather everywhere, we wore leather. Then we boned. “Leather is the easiest anniversary,” said Grandma, and she was right.

The traditional gift for a fourth anniversary is Fruit or Flowers. Come on. Fruit or Flowers?

We racked our brains and maybe we’re just experiencing that soul-crushing ennui that sets in around the fourth year of any commitment, but we couldn’t think of a really rad way to bone to fruit and flowers.

Instead we decided to just do a Fourth Anniversary Show and hope that brings the spark back.

So will you come to it?  All we need are your butts in the seats to bring the old magic back and make us feel like we’re still a crazy young improv team that just got thrown together.

Then we’ll all laugh and drink together and pretend that lifelong commitment is a good idea!  Who’s IN

TROPHY WIFE FOURTH ANNIVERSARY SHOW
Wednesday, April 8th @ 9pm
iOWest
6366 Hollywood Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90028
21+, valet parking, cheap drinks, big laughs
323.962.7560 or http://west.ioimprov.com for tickets/information

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Tim vs. CityWalk

A couple weeks ago, Danny Choo posted a video on Boing Boing that documented Osaka residents’ willingness to play along when shot at with an invisible gun. We thought it would be interesting to see if Americans would do the same. So Tim and I headed over to Universal CityWalk to find out. The results were surprising.

Here’s the original Japanese video:

And here’s our American version:

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Rachael Drummond for CiCi's Pizza

Check out our very own Rachael Drummond as she quirky-faces her way through this CiCi’s Pizza ad.

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Jill Alexander says "GO DOGS!"

I don’t just love dogs. I love to eat with dogs. A little later, I’m gonna eat this dog.

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Jill Alexander says "GO MEAT!"

I love doing commercials for farms. Last year it was Foster Farms. This year, Hillshire Farm. Check out my signature “who farted” face. Mine is a glamorous life, folks! Enjoy!

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Special Holiday Roadents

I’m the voice of Pee Pee, the guinea pig on the left. Happy Holidays to all.

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Get Wifed 365 Days a Year With The All-New 2009 Trophy Wife Calendar

You know how sometimes, to spice up a marriage, bored housewives will go and get a “Passion Portrait” taken, in which they pose “alluringly” on a leopard print throw in their least stretched-out underwear? And then they give it to their husband as a gift in the vain hope that it will lure him away from his internet porn addiction?

Well, we’ve done the same thing for you! Kind of.

Trophy Wife is starring in a brand spanking new 2009 calendar. The kind you can put on your wall! The kind you might leave open to the page of your favorite month until long after that month has ended and everyone around you feels really uncomfortable about it! YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ITS EQUAL! Every Trophy Wife has been photographed, singly and in groups, in various stages of emotional and physical undress for your perusal and probable judgment.

By now we understand that you’re probably freaking out, and you’re all, WELL OKAY, HOW DO I GET MY HANDS ON THIS THING LIKE NOW. Calm down! We’ll tell you. It’s not even 2009 yet!

Please remember that these calendars make great gifts and everyone around you is sure to love you if you’re throwing these things around. It’s also helpful to have one in every room of the house just in case you forget what month it is and who you are. Okay, we can’t help you with the second part.

Check out the previews of each month:

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

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ELECTION DAY Bubble Bath With Cindy

I’m back in the tub to celebrate Election Day. Because nothing rocks the vote like getting buck-neked on the internets. Agreed?

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Behind the Scenes at a Trophy Wife rehearsal

Ever wanted to know what a Trophy Wife rehearsal was like? Well, last night, our coach Rich Talarico took these photos of us improvising blindfolded. That’s right, we improvise blindfolded. That’s like some Jedi-level shit right there.

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Graham's Custom Trophy Wife T-Shirt

Here’s DHT member Graham Douglas in his custom Trophy Wife T-Shirt that we made especially for him for his iO SUV joke a while back.

Get your non-custom Trophy Wife t-shirts here.

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