Trophy Wife

Special Holiday Roadents

I’m the voice of Pee Pee, the guinea pig on the left. Happy Holidays to all.

Get Wifed 365 Days a Year With The All-New 2009 Trophy Wife Calendar

You know how sometimes, to spice up a marriage, bored housewives will go and get a “Passion Portrait” taken, in which they pose “alluringly” on a leopard print throw in their least stretched-out underwear? And then they give it to their husband as a gift in the vain hope that it will lure him away from his internet porn addiction?

Well, we’ve done the same thing for you! Kind of.

Trophy Wife is starring in a brand spanking new 2009 calendar. The kind you can put on your wall! The kind you might leave open to the page of your favorite month until long after that month has ended and everyone around you feels really uncomfortable about it! YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ITS EQUAL! Every Trophy Wife has been photographed, singly and in groups, in various stages of emotional and physical undress for your perusal and probable judgment.

By now we understand that you’re probably freaking out, and you’re all, WELL OKAY, HOW DO I GET MY HANDS ON THIS THING LIKE NOW. Calm down! We’ll tell you. It’s not even 2009 yet!

Please remember that these calendars make great gifts and everyone around you is sure to love you if you’re throwing these things around. It’s also helpful to have one in every room of the house just in case you forget what month it is and who you are. Okay, we can’t help you with the second part.

Check out the previews of each month:

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

ELECTION DAY Bubble Bath With Cindy

I’m back in the tub to celebrate Election Day. Because nothing rocks the vote like getting buck-neked on the internets. Agreed?

Behind the Scenes at a Trophy Wife rehearsal

Ever wanted to know what a Trophy Wife rehearsal was like? Well, last night, our coach Rich Talarico took these photos of us improvising blindfolded. That’s right, we improvise blindfolded. That’s like some Jedi-level shit right there.

Graham's Custom Trophy Wife T-Shirt

Here’s DHT member Graham Douglas in his custom Trophy Wife T-Shirt that we made especially for him for his iO SUV joke a while back.

Get your non-custom Trophy Wife t-shirts here.

Opus on Colbert

A little over a month since we said goodbye to Opus, he shows up on camera on The Colbert Report. It’s only a matter of time before he’s running the place.

(Opus’ bit starts about 2:40 in)

That's Our Zabs: Deal or No Deal

Here’s our very own Zabeth Russell in a promo for NBC’s Deal or No Deal. Someday she’ll post here about her experiences with the legend known as Howie Mandel.

That's our Opus: The Colbert Report

Marriage brings many emotions. There’s happiness, sadness. Rage. Confusion. Utter bliss. Ennui.

Sometimes an event in a marriage brings a crazy mix of emotions. Such as when one partner in a marriage announces that he’s moving to New York to work as a writer for the MOTHERFUCKING COLBERT REPORT!

News like this causes emotions such as “being overwhelmed by extreme kickassery,” “sadness at realizing that such a job requires a marital partner to be really, really far away,” and “anxiety at the realization that one needs to plan a going-away party.”

Opus Moreschi, you cool jerk.

We’ll miss you. Call us? We’re willing to try the long distance thing if you are.

Great Photos from SFIF

Check out these great photos from disco dancing party fun times at the San Francisco Improv Festival. Want more Wife for your spank bank? Check out Shaun Landry’s photos and my photos.

Tim gives "Just The Tips"

Our very own Tim Jennings debuted in a new segment on G4’s XPlay last week called “Just The Tips” in which he dumps dubious gaming tips on an unsuspecting audience: