








“Your dick looks like Florida.” -Jill Alexander

“We’re gonna have to kill my wife.” – John Abbott

“I met a whole busload of Nigerians today. . .” -John Abbott

“There’s nothing uglier than see a lie dance.” -Zabeth Russell

“I’m a neighbor and this is a baby. HE WAS A BABY!” -Tim Jennings

“Listen assholes, there’s a Watermellon Boat Apocolypse out there. If you don’t get out there soon, I’m gonna come back here and face rape all of you with the marizpan cherries.” – Zabeth Russell

“I was under the impression there would be more ladies here.” -Kevin McShane

“Look, if you’ve got a ski-mask, you’re halfway there.” -Opus Moreschi

“I’m moving at the speed of Love. . .” – Mike Coen

“Listen, I’m not sure how to flush your toilet. So I didn’t.” -Zabeth Russell
