Mike Betette in GameWave Commercial (Parody)

posted by Kevin on Monday October 3, 2011

Filed under: The Internets, Reasons Why We're Awesome

Check out our very own Mike Betette in this excellent GameFly parody commercial. It’s lightly NSFW since they say “vagina” a lot, but you can probably handle it.

Dave Park IS The Creamster

posted by Kevin on Tuesday May 31, 2011

Filed under: Miscellaneous Jackassery, Reasons Why We're Awesome

Check out new Wife Dave Park and his hilarious litany of ridiculous pro-wrestler names in this video about the recent passing of Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

My personal favorite: Manifest Chestiny.

Jill Alexander and Antonio Banderas

posted by Kevin on Thursday May 19, 2011

Filed under: Jill Ross, That Redheaded Girl on TV

Check out this commercial for a Polish bank featuring our very own Jill Alexander. Having taken a semester of Conversational Polish, I can tell you this commercial is both hilarious and effective. I just opened an account with them for my mad zloty.

Win a Trophy Wife T-Shirt at Trophy Wife's 6th Anniversary Show

posted by Kevin on Tuesday April 5, 2011

Filed under: Announcements of Mild Importance, Reasons Why We're Awesome

So tomorrow is the 6th anniversary of our first show. What did you get us? The traditional 6th anniversary gifts are candy and/or iron. A broadsword made of marzipan would span both categories nicely.

What's that? You didn't get us anything? No, we're not upset. No, we're not being passive aggressive. We know you're busy. And we totally don't want to make you feel guilty when we say we got you something.

That's right, tomorrow night, at our 6th anniversary show, we'll be giving away a totally sweet, limited edition Trophy Wife t-shirt to the lucky audience member who gives us the suggestion for our show.

Can't make it to the theater tomorrow night? You can watch it LIVE online at The Wednesday Night Improv Experience website.

Can't make it to the theater, but still want a t-shirt? You can always purchase one here.

We hope to see you tomorrow night, live or online. We're only going to have one 6th anniversary.

Trophy Wife 6th Anniversary Show and T-Shirt Giveaway
April 6th, 2011 at 9pm
iOWest Mainstage
6366 Hollywood Blvd. Los Angeles

Or LIVE online as part of The Wednesday Night Improv Experience.

DHT: The Final Show - "Forever"

posted by Kevin on Thursday July 29, 2010

Filed under: Announcements of Mild Importance, Improv

Photo by Amanda Barnes

For the past three years, we here on Trophy Wife have been fortunate to have shared our Wednesday nights with one of the best Harold teams at the iOWest: DHT. Modern myth states that DHT stands for “Dave Hill’s Team” – a temporary moniker applied to a new team coached by Dave Hill that appeared on the iOWest roster back in 2004. Both the name and the team stuck around, and after winning the 2007 Harold Competition, DHT joined us in the 9pm hour.

Despite an ever-changing cast over the years, the quality of DHT’s work, the strength of their friendships, and their respect in the community continued to grow. Nowhere was this more evident than in last night’s packed house, as many former DHT castmembers came out – both in-person and via video – to pay tribute to this franchise team and mark the end of an improv era.

So it’s with a little sadness, but great honor, that we present DHT’s final show: based off the suggestion “Forever.” Filled with insider humor, it’s nonetheless a fitting farewell to one of the finest Harold Teams iOWest has ever produced.

Enjoy.

Trophy Wife 5th Anniversary Show - Wed 4/7 9pm @ iOWest

posted by Kevin on Thursday April 1, 2010

Filed under: Announcements of Mild Importance, Reasons Why We're Awesome

The lifespan of a Harold Team is like that of a dog - every year together is equivalent to about 7 real-people years. This year, Trophy Wife turns 5, making us essentially 35 years old in the real world. And not to toot our own horn, but we're still looking and feeling pretty damn good for our age.

While it's true that we don't get to the gym as much as we'd like, we're still relatively trim and can keep up with the kids - for the most part. And yes, we've discovered our fair share of gray hairs, and it seems like more and more of that hair is ending up in the drain every day. But that's nothing a little peroxide and creative combing can't fix.

Most importantly, though - and not to be crude but - we can still fuck like a goddamn stallion. Hell, we consider ourselves at our sexual peak these days. Sure, there are younger, better looking Harold Teams out there. But you're talking about the experience of seasoned professionals here. We've been at this for quite some time and everyone knows it. I mean, look at the way the girls at the office flirt with us. We know what they talk about when we leave the room. We're hip.

So join us at iO this Wednesday night as we celebrate our 5th anniversary. It'll be a night full of surprises - and if you play your cards right, we might just dry hump you in the broom closet. Because as everyone knows - the traditional 5th anniversary gift is wood.

Trophy Wife 5th Anniversary Show and Dry-Hump-a-Thon
April 7th, 2010 at 9pm
iOWest Mainstage
6366 Hollywood Blvd. Los Angeles