Trophy Wife

the wife cleans up at the Del Close Nominations

Last night the nominations for the upcoming Del Close Awards at IOWest were announced and Trophy Wife (or Trophy Wifers) were nominated in several categories.

Here’s the full list of categories and nominees:

EXCELLENCE IN BARTENDING

• Nick Bush
• Jon Crowley
• Dan McNeill
• Brian O’Connell
• Britain Spellings

BEST WAITSTAFF

• Anoush Arakelian
• Jessica Botello
• Ashley Knaysi
• Eve Savona
• Colleen Heider

HARDEST WORKING INTERN

• Anoush Arekelian
• Troy Coleman
• Genevieve Jones
• Erin McGathy
• Judith Shelton

MOST LIKELY TO BE AT IO WHEN THEY DON’T HAVE A SHOW

• Spencer Austin
• Kevin Berg
• Woody Drennan
• Joe Hererra
• EJ Scott

FAVORITE ANDY DICK BOX SHOW

• Afternoon Delight
• Apple Bottom Gang (Eric and Zabeth)
• First Time with Cacky
• The Social (Zabeth)
• Troika (Kevin and Irene)

SEXIEST PLAYER

• Nick Armstrong
• Ryan Gaul
• Sarah Gee
• John McKinney
• Eve Savona

BEST PORTRAYAL OF FURNITURE OR ENVIRONMENT

• Jason Shomer – Table Lamp (Mission IMPROVable)
• Tim Jennings – Computer Game Character (Trophy Wife)
• Craig Cackowski – Bear Skin Rug (COG)
• Jason Meier – File Cabinet Droid, File2D2 (Level 5 Class Show)
• Bob Dassie – Scott Adsit’s Love Handles (Armando)

BEST IMPROVISED NON-HAROLD SHOW

• Armando
• Cog (Johnny A & Mike Coen)
• Dasariski
• Opening Night! The Improvised Musical
• Quartet

MOST MEMORABLE LINE

• “I’ve got a sauce that’ll blow your dick off!â€?- John Abbott
• “I’m a botanist, you bitch!â€? Joy Allen
• “Ah, the horrible delay of an excellent soufflé.â€?- Craig Cackowski
• “I’m looking for a genius baby.â€? Dave Hill
• “Do you think it’s easy having a child with an 11-inch clitoris in class?â€? – Zabeth Russell

BEST SCRIPTED SHOW

• Dry Clean Only (Josh DuBose and Dana Powell)
• Lampshades (Scot Robinson & Kate Flannery)
• The Sunset: Live at Dusk (Misson IMPROVable)
• Open to the Public (Irene White)
• Potential (Karen Graci)

MOST UNDERRATED PLAYER

• Rachael Drummond
• Kevin McShane
• Bobby Mort
• Chris Mosier
• Melissa Sorrentino

BEST TEAM NAME

• King Ten
• The LaFontaine Players
• Spazz Free
• Sweetness
• Trophy Wife

BEST HAROLD PERFORMED

• Baker’s Dozen (Goal!)
• High School Drama Club (King Ten)
• Nursing Home (King Ten)
• Animation (Trophy Wife)
• Suede (Trophy Wife)

BEST HAROLD TEAM

• DHT
• Goal!
• King Ten
• La Fontaine Players
• Trophy Wife

COACH OF THE YEAR

• Craig Cackowski
• Dave Hill
• Eric Hunicutt
• Levin O’Connor
• Irene White

TEACHER OF THE YEAR

• Craig Cackowski
• Sarah Gee
• James Grace
• Dave Hill
• Eric Hunicutt