I’m a big fan of checking out the logs for this site to find out how people get here. Because, you know, I’m naturally curious and also totally nosy.

I’d like to extend a warm official Trophy Wife greeting to the people who arrived (and, I hope, will keep arriving) at this website searching for the following terms:

“jizz on glasses”
“what is a trophy wife”
“wife pics”
“House Wife Cheaters”
“free wife photos”

I should also point out that there is a comparatively HUGE number of hits from searches for “Alabama Black Hole.”

I think Tim Jennings owes each and every one of us a detailed explanation of the Alabama Black Hole and maybe also the Reverse Moon Landing.

here are some other search terms that i hope will bring people to this site:

bringing home scabies
lunatic cheerleaders
guinea pig competition
librarian machine
sexy Roth IRA
kindergarten child bakery
johnny abbott on a tiny, tiny bicycle

In other news, the correct definition of the Ancient Mariner is up on urbandictionary.com now. Check it out. Add your own.