Does my face make you hungry for meat? Are you Greek?

posted by Zabs on Thursday August 5, 2010

Filed under: Reasons Why We're Awesome, Why Other Countries Want to Bomb Us

Oh, hi.

Facebook brought us a very special gift today. A friend of a friend posted a little photographic gem from her trip to Greece. We don’t even know her. She just thought it was funny that a gyros place would advertise with a poster that reads “Trophy Wife” on it. We, however, think it’s deadly serious, in the AWESOMEST of ways!

Yes, it’s real. That’s right, suckas. My mug is selling slow-roasted lamb in Greece to unsuspecting tourists. Just like I always told my mom it would. Well, who’s laughing now, “Mom?”