The Alabama Black Hole

posted by Tim on Monday October 2, 2006

Filed under: The Internets, Miscellaneous Jackassery

I’m sitting in my office right now, and, glancing up at a monitor which is playing what’s on G4 at the moment, it occurred to me that we’re once again running the John Glenn, Sword of the Stars, Ancient Mariner episode. What’s that mean? It means that, more than likely, trophywifeimprov.com is about to be innundated once again with the number one search that brings people here. A search for the definition of an “Alabama Black Hole” as introduced by John Glenn in my “Sword of the Stars” review. So here it is…

An Alabama Black Hole is when two dudes are “banging” the same chick. But here’s the thing, neither one knows the other is there. Upon realizing each other’s presence, the co-diddlers are so shocked they literally tear open the space time continuum (Yes. I think this IS the correct spelling) What ensues is one of the worst sexual experiences one can have as both men and their semi-willing participant are sucked into oblivion. Wait wait wait. I know this sounds like it sucks but hold the phone…no, it totally does suck. Getting viciously pulled into the void weiner first. Yikes. The reason it’s called an “Alabama” Black Hole is because this has technically only happened once…in Alabama…and no one noticed any difference…If you somehow manage to spunk on the chick’s back while being introduced to nothingness, the definition doesn’t change, but you do get mad props. Combine this with the “Ancient Mariner” (see earlier posts) and you’ve got yourself an Alabama Mariner Hole.

There you are. Everything you always wanted to know about the Alabama Black Hole. Which, by the way, I give a 1…out of 5.