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That's our Opus: The Colbert Report : Trophy Wife

That's our Opus: The Colbert Report

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Marriage brings many emotions. There’s happiness, sadness. Rage. Confusion. Utter bliss. Ennui.

Sometimes an event in a marriage brings a crazy mix of emotions. Such as when one partner in a marriage announces that he’s moving to New York to work as a writer for the MOTHERFUCKING COLBERT REPORT!

News like this causes emotions such as “being overwhelmed by extreme kickassery,” “sadness at realizing that such a job requires a marital partner to be really, really far away,” and “anxiety at the realization that one needs to plan a going-away party.”

Opus Moreschi, you cool jerk.

We’ll miss you. Call us? We’re willing to try the long distance thing if you are.

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