Scandal! Zabeth in Cahoots with Urbandictioary.com : Trophy Wife

Scandal! Zabeth in Cahoots with Urbandictioary.com

posted by Tim on Monday September 4, 2006

Filed under: Legend of The Ancient Mariner, Ranting

If you’ve been following the plight of the Ancient Mariner over the course of the last week or so, you know that, up to this point, several attempts to post this sexual practice on Urbandictionary.com have been unsuccessful. Until today. Trophy Wife Zabeth was able to get a definition through and on the site. Good news right? Wrong. It’s the wrong definition. What Zabeth has actually posted is Kevin’s definition of a “Houdini”. A definition which gave birth to the Ancient mariner. You see, a key manuver has been reversed in the two, namely, when the clam chowder is thrown. In the case of the “McShane Houdini” the chowder comes first, followed by a surprise nut to the brow. The Mariner, however, places the chowder as the surprise. This replacing of the usual money shot with a hearty seafood soup is what makes the Mariner the Mariner.

I find it hard to believe that Zabeth would make this mistake, although according to the site, she posted it.

Ancient Mariner Fake Out

Is someone posing as Zabeth?

Could this be the ellusive “Sid” at work…not in a good way.

Or maybe they’re both in cahoots with the Urbandictionary.com.

Regardless, the definition has now entered the cultural lexicon…the wrong definition.

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Well this throws a wrench in my day job. Here I’ve been offering the Ancient Mariner (I have an 18-inch purple dildo that shoots vanilla flavored gizz—only $89.95 on sexboutique.com—just like a Betsy Wetsy, but instead of a child’s doll its a strap-on cock!) and what you’re telling me is that I’ve actually been offering the Houdini? Technically? I am so sued…

— Jill Loves Cats · Sep 4, 07:17 PM · #
dude, i did NOT post that definition.

the definition i posted was cut and pasted from the definition of Ancient Mariner that I wrote in the blog.

So not only is this definition WRONG but the wording has been changed.

WHO IS IMPERSONATING ME AND SPREADING THE WRONG IDEA OF THE ANCIENT MARINER?

— zabeth · Sep 4, 09:27 PM · #
p.s. jill loves cats.

— zabeth · Sep 4, 09:38 PM · #
check out this link to the definition i tried to post, which editors chose NOT to publish:

http://add.urbandictionary.com/verify.php?code=81ca5693d4

So weird and mysterious!

— zabeth · Sep 4, 09:41 PM · #
I heard (and this might be an Urban Dictionary Urban Legend) that the Urban Dictionary folks won’t post a sex definition until they’ve tested it themselves in their perv lab. So, perhaps they made the change, figuring that they’d rather a face of mansauce than a face of chowder.

Speaking of lexicographers and sex, have you heard the one about Noah Webster? Well, his wife walks in on him and the maid sexing it up. She says, “Noah, I’m surprised!” He says “Correction, my dear: I’m the one who’s surprised, you are merely shocked!”

— Harvery Chingerson · Sep 5, 08:23 AM · #
Listen, folks. Definitions don’t mean nothin’. I’ve been to space and if there’s one thing I know it’s this – Jizz and chowder. It all floats the same in zero-g. Catch my drift. And by drift, I or course mean my chowder blast.

— John Glenn · Sep 5, 11:02 AM · #
I’m starting a band called Chowder Blast.

— Zabeth · Sep 7, 09:47 AM · #
Has everyone seen my nipples?

— tim jennings · Sep 7, 03:06 PM · #
I’ve seen Tim’s nipples. You can see them from the moon.

— John Glenn · Sep 12, 06:57 PM · #

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