If you’ve been following the plight of the Ancient Mariner over the course of the last week or so, you know that, up to this point, several attempts to post this sexual practice on Urbandictionary.com have been unsuccessful. Until today. Trophy Wife Zabeth was able to get a definition through and on the site. Good news right? Wrong. It’s the wrong definition. What Zabeth has actually posted is Kevin’s definition of a “Houdini”. A definition which gave birth to the Ancient mariner. You see, a key manuver has been reversed in the two, namely, when the clam chowder is thrown. In the case of the “McShane Houdini” the chowder comes first, followed by a surprise nut to the brow. The Mariner, however, places the chowder as the surprise. This replacing of the usual money shot with a hearty seafood soup is what makes the Mariner the Mariner.
I find it hard to believe that Zabeth would make this mistake, although according to the site, she posted it.
Is someone posing as Zabeth?
Could this be the ellusive “Sid” at work…not in a good way.
Or maybe they’re both in cahoots with the Urbandictionary.com.
Regardless, the definition has now entered the cultural lexicon…the wrong definition.
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