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ORANGE ALERT : Trophy Wife


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Last week I flew out of the Burbank Airport. Upon arrival, there was a massive back-up at the e-ticket check-in kiosks. My immediate reaction – Great, we’re behind a bunch of retards.

Thing is, we actually were behind a bunch of retards. They were all going to Dayton, Ohio, too. Several of them were very excited about it.


Upon flying out of Dayton, I witnessed our brave Homeland Security Officers vociferously wanding and patting down this Mennonite woman. Thank goodness. Those damn Mennonites are nothing if not spreading a culture of hate and violence:

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