ORANGE ALERT
posted by Jill on Wednesday October 11, 2006
Filed under: Behind the Scenes, Tips From The Safety Squad
Last week I flew out of the Burbank Airport. Upon arrival, there was a massive back-up at the e-ticket check-in kiosks. My immediate reaction – Great, we’re behind a bunch of retards.
Thing is, we actually were behind a bunch of retards. They were all going to Dayton, Ohio, too. Several of them were very excited about it.
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Upon flying out of Dayton, I witnessed our brave Homeland Security Officers vociferously wanding and patting down this Mennonite woman. Thank goodness. Those damn Mennonites are nothing if not spreading a culture of hate and violence:
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If she would have gone full on Amish this never would have happened. Kind of a lesson for all of us I think.
— Tim · Oct 12, 01:59 AM · #
i hope she sees this website (by accident, of course), sues the shit out of you, and then lives the rest of her life in a technological bacchanalian orgy.
— zabeth · Oct 12, 03:40 AM · #
I’m not sure there’s anything this unnamed woman can sue for. But… there could be something illegal about taking photos of TSA airport frisking procedures. I’ll run it by the folks in the Trophy Wife General Counsel’s Office.
— Johnny A · Oct 12, 11:26 AM · #
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