“Hey, self,” you’re probably saying, most likely to yourself or to a friend with the unfortunate name of Self. “Is Kevin McShane the only member of Trophy Wife who posts on the blog?”

The answer is “Shitballs, no!” And I am here to prove it.

For your perusal, please note the incredibly racist real ad I found on myspace, featuring the most base and tasteless stereotypical caricature of a black person. Click now and get “Mammy!” as your cell phone ring tone!

—Opus Moreschi
(Bringing controversy to Trophywife Improv Dot Com)