A blow to "Operation Mariner"

posted by Tim on Sunday September 3, 2006

Filed under: Legend of The Ancient Mariner, Ranting

Following the lead of our mysterious poster “Sid” I too attempted to post a defenition for “The Ancient Mariner” on UrbanDICKtionary.com.

Everything seemed to be going OK. My definition was well thought out and phrased. (I mean, c’mon. It’s hard to be elloquent when talking about blowing nut all over someone’s back and then hitting them up with the New England chunky). Long story short, I just got a reply back saying that my definition was canceled before even reaching the editors for approval. WTF! This is the website that has 16 definitions for a “Houdini” “Donkey Punch” and “Jizz”. Are you too good for the Ancient Mariner, UrbanDictionary.com? Are you too good for astronaut and American hero John Glenn? I guess so.

It’s time to mobilize. Go to UrbanDICKtionary.com.
and post your definition of The Ancient Mariner. Let’s show these bastards that we mean business…and then throw a bowl of clam chowder right in their stupid faces.