Trophy Wife Show Archives
Over 100 Harolds (and counting). 12 of them worth watching.
Missed a show? Step into to the Trophy Wife Archives. Here, our crack team of archivists keep tabs on over four years worth of Trophy Wife Harolds for all your historical needs.
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| Greatest Hits in GOLD | Show | Comments | Watch | Download |
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Euphemism05.15.1329:42 |
"Never aplogize when entering a room. It adds five pounds to your face" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Pineapple Juice04.24.1331:37 |
"It's like a magician rejealing his tricks..." -Dave Park | Watch | Download |
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Get Outta Here!04.17.1327:37 |
"Whoops!" -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Microfracture04.03.1329:23 |
"How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?" -Dave Park | Watch | Download |
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Substitute03.27.1329:25 |
"I'm probably going to go out back and slowly masturbate to thoughts of Teddy Dynamite!" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Cypher03.20.1328:10 |
"Don't apologize, it takes 10 mintues off your life." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Commercial03.13.1325:31 |
"I find she's demeaning and not engaging." -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Boysenberry03.06.1330:08 |
"I go from Southern California tourist attraction to Southern California tourist attraction trying to get people to stop having kids eat things out of their crotches and no one takes me seriously." -Seamus McCarthy | Watch | Download |
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Apples02.27.1330:40 |
"Listen - little bit weird: Can you cash an American Express Traveller's Check for me?" -Seamus McCarthy | Watch | Download |
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Natto02.20.1327:22 |
"How do you say 'I'm not gay, but after 4 beers and a Xanax, I can be talked into pretty much anything'?" -Seamus McCarthy | Watch | Download |
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Beignet02.13.1327:27 |
"I'll have one of those boiled ones with the sprinkles." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Watermelon02.06.1330:06 |
"I had laser vaginal rejuvenation." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Hammer (II)01.31.1325:05 |
"This is Gangster Dick…" -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Abracadabra01.24.1326:18 |
"Pardon me. I couldn't help but notice..." -Dave Park | Watch | Download |
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Crackle01.17.1326:04 |
"Don't be anti-semantic to her." -Rachael Drummond | Watch | Download |
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Trolley01.10.1323:56 |
"Sorry. This guy's giving me a hard-on with his umbrella" -Dave Park | Watch | Download |
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Redneck01.03.1328:15 |
"Here's the milk..." -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Shoelaces12.13.1229:53 |
"We all gotta read. We all gotta better ourselves. What's going on in your crazy brain, bitch?" -Dave Park | Watch | Download |
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Opera12.06.1231:16 |
"It's the titular line, by the way..." -Dave Park | Watch | Download |
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Buttonfly11.29.1226:33 |
"He elected them to the Senate. They've been passing laws all day." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Bearclaw11.15.1226:13 |
"Shut your shit down!" -Dave Park | Watch | Download |
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Liquid11.08.1228:28 |
"I'm going to take off these shackles known as pants." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Giggles10.18.1228:32 |
"How old ARE you?" -Derek Miller | Watch | Download |
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Gasoline10.04.1230:03 |
"And I was saving my virginity for prostitutes too..." -Derek Miller | Watch | Download |
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Rolodex09.20.1225:16 |
"The coat-check girl gave me a stiff arm-candy..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Bliss09.08.1227:50 |
"Seems like a nice gal..." -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Pinstripe (II)08.09.1229:43 |
"You told me you hated both those groups and then you saw them together in one night." -Derek Miller | Watch | Download |
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Spaghetti07.26.1230:47 |
"We're talking about getting married. I'm talking about getting married." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Blink07.12.1227:55 |
"I'm on a vacation from myself. I would never act this way." -Dave Park | Watch | Download |
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Five Years06.28.1227:45 |
"You're giving me a slow-dance hand back there, buddy." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Not Gonna Happen06.14.1224:28 |
"It is really nice to meet you." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Sand Dunes05.24.1226:58 |
"You know what keeps a man? Steak Tartare. That's what keeps a man!" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Candle04.26.1229:16 |
"That's just my heart burpin' up my love for ya." -Dave Park | Watch | Download |
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Champ04.12.1230:19 |
"Hey! Y'sweepin?" -Eric Hunicutt | Watch | Download |
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Dynamite03.30.1229:24 |
"You may be my Dad, but I don't have a shunt in my heart and will tell you what's what." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Freakshow03.15.1234:02 |
"You have had a savory lunch, haven't you?" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Empanadas03.08.1230:07 |
"Before Roy Scheider died, we had a correspondence and he found my writing exhilarating..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Paradigm Shift (02.15.12)02.17.1231:18 |
"Permission to board?" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Gas Station02.02.1227:07 |
"You guys sell BBQ back there? Cause you got the kinda ribs I want to eat." -Dave Park | Watch | Download |
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Chump Change01.19.1225:52 |
"I proposed to the mayor's daughter. She's 12. She gave me a super strong maybe." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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I Saw The Sun01.05.1229:57 |
"What are you afraid of? That in the middle of the night I might strangle you to death?" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Unemployment12.08.1130:57 |
"She brought in more dimes to donuts than you could sell a handful of snakes on.." -Dave Park | Watch | Download |
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Snuggie12.01.1129:35 |
"I gave him the bacon-wrapped bacon!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Pipe Cleaner11.24.1129:37 |
"That's a picture of Barbi Benton's bush" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Rubber11.17.1128:41 |
"Roosevelt's Dad had a wet dream and his Mom rolled into it" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Lightsaber11.10.1130:04 |
"Oooh-wah-tigu-wah, Solo!" -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Cockroach11.03.1135:19 |
"That's why I waited here..." -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Alligator10.27.1129:43 |
"It's only been secondhand reports written in Mandarin and translated by a fool..." -Dave Park | Watch | Download |
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Astronaut10.20.1131:51 |
"You sound like you have a puppy living inside your throat..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Blessing10.13.1130:44 |
"Brownies on me. I'm buying brownies for everyone." -Dave Park | Watch | Download |
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Hiccup09.29.1121:30 |
"Shut your gay mouth, okay?" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Binoculars09.15.1129:41 |
"Apple Butter lotion makes me feel like a rich lady!" -Rachael Drummond | Watch | Download |
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Poundmydog09.08.1131:30 |
"Ha ha! The rich man wins again!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Espanglish09.02.1125:32 |
"I get no self-respect around here" -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Cheese (III)08.25.1133:03 |
"I wish my legs worked!" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Eyeglasses08.11.1129:55 |
"That's like saying you'll meet someone in the ocean" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Traffic08.04.1124:01 |
"You made Harvey Keitel cry!" -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Free Parking07.14.1126:22 |
"My Mom said I should meet you..." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Cotton Candy07.07.1128:58 |
"Sometimes, I'll just fall asleep in a lady..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Tickets06.30.1123:03 |
"Sometimes, when I'm doin it, if it's a little one, I yell Murray..." -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Soccer06.23.1127:29 |
"Can I call you sensei?" "Sure, what's that mean?" -John Abbott & Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Ace of Spades06.16.1126:31 |
"OK, now I get it..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Compass06.02.1129:26 |
"Hey, those ducks don't want your shit." -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Constipation05.26.1123:59 |
"Sports are great. For the body." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Banana05.13.1126:26 |
"And yet, there's something about him. I desperately want his friendship!" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Dog05.05.1122:41 |
"I hope he's wearing a condom" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Bitter Disappointment04.28.1122:19 |
"So this is a story about a 4th of July picnic that I went to, but I turned it into a kidnapping and murder..." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Rucksack04.21.1134:24 |
"We have a mer-lord!" -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Siren04.14.1124:49 |
"Then you don't like the size of my p**sy?" -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Pepper Spray04.07.1122:28 |
"I'm overweight, I could never chase anyone." -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Pinstripe04.01.1126:10 |
"He has got a magnetism. Like if an eagle was in SAG.." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Duck03.17.1132:18 |
"Why don't you be a lamb and disrobe that Gappocalypse you're wearing..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Anniversary03.10.1125:15 |
"The reason I'm asking is because I let him put it in a little..." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Meatloaf03.03.1125:15 |
"Please - something, anything - cutting myself didn't help." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Submarine (II)02.24.1124:51 |
"You're the Steve and Edie of the underneath the water people" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Birthday Party02.17.1124:59 |
"It's just so hard being an ice cream man. They're like little veal running around..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Truck Stop02.10.1132:14 |
"That was the happiest day of my life" -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Taco Stand02.03.1127:21 |
"I'm going to read this in what I only imagine the woman's voice sounds like..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Saloon01.27.1124:46 |
"Rodeo Rocket Car Jump A Ravine!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Cab Stand01.20.1126:35 |
"I'm just flowing more..." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Lion Cage01.13.1125:54 |
"Baby in a zoo..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Quick-E-Mart01.06.1125:56 |
"I think that's red..." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Predators12.09.1026:22 |
"I don't know science! I'm the tech guy!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Trashcan12.02.1026:03 |
"I have a doll collection. I totally realize that." -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Cavity11.29.1025:59 |
"...and that's when I dropped the N-Word!" -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Unicorns11.18.1025:20 |
"I was inside it for three days..." -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Cheese11.06.1026:40 |
"I own the entire eastern seaboard. The entire thing." -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Jealousy10.29.1027:56 |
"Is Joshua home yet?" -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Forceps10.21.1026:10 |
"Will you get in a tub and let me paint it?" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Window Pane10.14.1027:26 |
"Can I ask you something? You see a guy with a black eye, do you get a hard-on?" -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Kamakaze10.07.1026:43 |
"I guess we should get weird" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Harpoon10.01.1025:13 |
"Sometimes it's like walking with a caption!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Don't Stop Believin'09.16.1021:58 |
"The Thornbirds did so much for priestly sex." -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Landing Strip09.02.1025:30 |
"Success has many fathers" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Mescaline08.12.1028:18 |
"Your Majesty, you've returned!" -Rachael Drummond | Watch | Download |
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Banana Boat08.05.1030:46 |
"Let me get this. I have $156." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Thanksgiving07.29.1017:06 |
"I found the turnips!" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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French Horn07.08.1027:08 |
"...busted m'lady's diaphragm with my monster dong!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Spiders07.01.1028:00 |
"You need so much help. Help that I can give you Tom Hanks." -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Safe By A Mile06.03.1027:39 |
"Phil, it's not the only copy of the movie..." -Rachael Drummond | Watch | Download |
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Sprouts05.27.1030:15 |
"Where'd your shirt go?" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Bubbles05.20.1028:19 |
"I just pissed a gallon of plaid!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Pirate04.29.1023:35 |
"I told you a hobo would break your heart" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Umbilical Cord04.22.1027:20 |
"I'm drinking. I'm not drunk" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Spiral04.15.1027:42 |
"How dare you kick me out. I just wanna listen to jazz!" -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Sunflowers (5th Anniversary)04.08.1031:29 |
"Don't doggie-paddle to your own vagina!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Bubblegum04.01.1024:31 |
"Well, it's got a little piece of a dead bird I found on my walk this morning in it" -Rachael Drummond | Watch | Download |
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Deja Vu03.25.1025:04 |
"Hi, I'm Roman Polanski" -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Money03.18.1026:16 |
"Did I put a question mark next to my name?" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Swamp Ass03.11.1025:32 |
"I'd name him Polaris. So if he got lost, he'd look at the North Star and come home." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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To Be Younger03.04.1026:03 |
"There's a poster of STDs in the bathroom and I have 8 of them" -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Get Some02.25.10 |
"The first movie I ever had sex with was Space Camp!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Crap Shoot02.18.1026:39 |
"I keep telling you, I'm not God. I'm Gary O'Donnell: god@gmail.com" -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Regret02.11.1028:38 |
"Well, it's perfect for a lady and a cat. In fact, when this apartment was listed, I thought 'a lady and a cat, I hope that comes by.'" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Gummi Bears02.04.1025:00 |
"Concert tickets!" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Stage Monkeys01.28.1020:30 |
"Marriage - the big lie!" -Everyone | Watch | Download |
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Big Wheel01.14.1024:33 |
"How come I always gotta sit out in the truck?" -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Going To The Gym01.07.1027:14 |
"It's not about the legs, it's what's inside your head....heart" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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To Not Come Here Anymore12.31.0928:11 |
"Oh my God, they cut my hair in an incredibly flattering fashion..." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Mistletoe12.04.0927:58 |
"No wonder the holidays have the highest rate of Smurfing..." -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Mutton11.26.0932:00 |
"You're fired" -Mike Betette | Watch | Download |
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Sweater Vest11.19.0928:08 |
"Sandra, if harlotry was a lotion, he'd be so moist right now." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Poison11.12.0926:51 |
"Punch me! Punch me!" -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Hula Hoop (II)11.05.0928:50 |
"Car Bloating..." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Grandstanding10.22.0928:59 |
"I would say that the only appropriate vehicle for that baby to travel around in would be a cloud that it sits on that moves independently of the baby." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Bad Breath10.15.0926:14 |
"You guys - we're sitting, but we're also flying!" -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Magic10.08.0928:15 |
"What do you get when you cross Jimmy Carter with Sam Rayburn? A Dixiecrat!" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Enchanted Forest10.01.0926:41 |
"You know, on second thought - I think I'm just going to empty out this drawer and climb inside." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Frozen09.24.0925:25 |
"Ask that baby what's gonna happen on Lost." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Cookie Monster09.17.0928:30 |
"It was a different dream last night..." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Robots09.03.0924:37 |
"Oh hey, Terese - is that a port wine birthmark on your face?" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Loud Noises08.27.0929:13 |
"Abalabalabalabalab..." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Zeus08.20.0930:05 |
"You're going to have to sleep on WHey!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Sack Lunches08.13.0930:11 |
"Every day, when I leave here, I got into my neighborhood and I shoot people I think are criminals." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Vermin08.06.0925:28 |
"The evil spirit in my walls doesn't have a weiner?" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Freckles07.30.0927:08 |
"Grandma, you got the job." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Jelly Beans07.16.0924:42 |
"Why don't you crawl back inside my womb so I can make a new life for myself?" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Pterodactyl07.02.0922:08 |
"A dead wife and a kid to complicate things? All I can say is I'm glad someone's using the White House milkshake machine." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Annihilation06.25.0927:00 |
"32? Wow. Well, you look 20, but you act 70!" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Submarine06.18.0924:01 |
"Don't use the same voice I'm using." -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Porcupine06.11.0926:51 |
"Marcus, I thought it would be something special between the two of us. But what's special is what's between the two of us." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Cartwheel05.29.0928:46 |
"Deb, put a smile on your face - you're not that pretty." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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F**k05.21.0922:14 |
"Hi guys, I'm the Space Shuttle Challenger..." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Admission05.14.0928:11 |
"You hotwire books when you go to the library..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Pinocchio05.13.0922:51 |
"I want to enter your Ottoman Empire..." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Jackrabbit05.07.0929:07 |
"You never should've stopped taking your St. John's Wart..." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Razor Blades04.30.0923:33 |
"Snizz. . . is a good name for a cat." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Karma04.23.0927:06 |
"Curiosity led him to that fight." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Firefly04.16.0926:37 |
"I ain't had a ration of bakin' on fortnight-a-many!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Cookies04.09.0928:25 |
"We should talk about other girls that you should date - girls that we both know. Who do you think's hot?" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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The Ocean04.02.0928:54 |
"Wake up there, missy! There's a war on! Buy War Bonds!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Penguin03.26.0931:03 |
"Did you see her sauce shelf?" -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Glacier03.19.0930:00 |
"Oh shit, it looks like a gorilla paw!" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Feline Diabetes03.12.0929:20 |
"Benny Hill is getting fucking complicated..." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Ice Cream Cake03.05.0928:48 |
"We know that dreams are just cartoons in your head with no commercials." -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Corned Beef Hash02.26.0925:46 |
"It's like you had a full meal and it's just sittin' on you nice-like" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Homewrecker02.19.0927:49 |
"Didja touch it?" -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Cheeseburger02.12.0931:32 |
"This says 'Fucking Relax.'" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Flights of Fancy02.05.0929:40 |
"What were you dreamin' about? Chewin'?" - Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Chocolate01.28.0924:08 |
"I'm just happy you stayed for a second sentence" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Doggie Paddle01.15.0927:13 |
"Do you wanna feel my wiener?" - Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Peppercorn01.08.0925:45 |
"Well, she got me on expired tags on my car, but I'm really a rapist." -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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You Can Win!12.18.0827:43 |
"I'm probably going to allow you to eat something with gold in it." - Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Daschund12.11.0828:23 |
"This is not the end of a musical where you turn my heart into warm places. . . or is it?" - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Kalamazoo12.04.0827:55 |
"Your dick looks like Florida." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Ron Hubbard11.27.0828:38 |
"You'll be in need of another date. . ." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Update11.20.0829:42 |
"He wasn't that big and beefy. . ." -Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Jury Duty11.13.0827:21 |
"You can stop dialing 7 characters in. . ." - John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Pinball11.06.0827:07 |
"Am I predator or prey?" - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Software10.30.0826:48 |
"I watch a lot of the American Television and children talk back to their mothers." - Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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World Domination10.23.0827:54 |
"We're gonna have to kill my wife." - John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Yes We Can10.16.0828:43 |
"It's never too late to have a happy childhood." - Rachael Drummond | Watch | Download |
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Rhinoceros10.09.0830:35 |
"We must find this Red October. . ." - Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Lump09.25.0822:19 |
"I was like, 'Where'd the doors go?'" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Futon09.18.0831:06 |
"My juice'll knock your balls off. . ." - Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Underwear09.11.0827:08 |
"I'm supposed to meet someone here named Buddy. He's bringing me cocaine." - Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Cheese09.04.0829:34 |
"Don't tell your father to shut up." - Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Waffle Cone08.27.0834:19 |
"I taught him plenty about plumbing." - Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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New York08.21.0824:32 |
"I met a whole busload of Nigerians today. . ." -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Flu06.19.0826:33 |
"You've got Karma Sutra and you've got a lady thumb in your hindquarters." - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Frog06.12.0829:11 |
"So it's not not really a plug you pull, it's a switch you flip." -John Abbott | Watch | Download |
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Tattoo05.28.0822:33 |
"In a way, ain't all opera characters mythical creatures?" - Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Salted05.22.0826:54 |
"Lee Iacocca didn't have friends." - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Needles05.07.0824:15 |
"There's nothing uglier than see a lie dance." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Slinky04.30.0827:13 |
"I really wanted to bone this weekend." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Residuals04.23.0827:00 |
"Oh NoooOOOOOOOoooo!" -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Casual Friday04.16.0828:02 |
"Gina, what are you doing?" -Rachael Drummond | Watch | Download |
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Weenie Roast04.09.0823:53 |
"I'm a neighbor and this is a baby. HE WAS A BABY!" -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Astrology04.02.0825:45 |
"I can't her to LATCH." - Jill Alexander | Watch | Download |
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Bananas Foster03.27.0821:45 |
"Listen assholes, there's a Watermelon Boat Apocalypse out there. If you don't get out there soon, I'm gonna come back here and face rape all of you with the marzipan cherubs." - Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Static Electricity03.12.0820:46 |
"I was under the impression there would be more ladies here." -Kevin McShane | Watch | Download |
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Greenbeans03.05.0827:33 |
"I did a book report on Dwight Eisenhower. He beat the shit out of a German with a shoe." - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Dubious02.21.0823:16 |
"He's got fruit punch if you want fruit punch!" -Rachael Drummond | Watch | Download |
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Steak Tartare02.13.0826:57 |
"We told _that_ cow." - Eric Hunicutt | Watch | Download |
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Nova01.31.0826:00 |
"Look, if you've got a ski-mask, you're halfway there." -Opus Moreschi | Watch | Download |
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Wendy's01.24.0824:47 |
"Yeah, we're at the beach." -Tim Jennings | Watch | Download |
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Archaeology01.17.0825:33 |
"All the time!" -Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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Astronomy01.10.0828:27 |
"I'm moving at the speed of Love. . ." - Mike Coen | Watch | Download |
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iPhone01.03.0825:48 |
"Well he's cut! Like a cheese plate!" -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
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Left Alone12.19.0726:07 |
"Listen, I'm not sure how to flush your toilet. So I didn't." -Zabeth Russell | Watch | Download |
The World Famous(ish) Trophy Wife Podcast
a new Harold (most) every Thursday
Trophy Wife Live!
Every Wednesday at 9pm
iOWest
6366 Hollywood Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90038
323.962.7560 for tickets/info
