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G.Q. (9th Anniversary)

04.24.14
26:14
"I'm gay! We're halfway there!" -Mike Betette Watch Download
Colander (12.05.13)

Colander

12.07.13
27:48
"That's absolutely what a Shandy is..." -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Machete (10.24.13)

Machete

10.25.13
32:43
"You know juice is mostly just sugar..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Musicbox (09.24.13)

Musicbox

09.25.13
29:26
"Get a lot of it." -Brandon Sornberger Watch Download
Zoot Suit (09.17.13)

Zoot Suit

09.18.13
26:41
"It don't matter. I go to every funeral." -Kevin Dorff Watch Download
Frenetic Jubilation (09.10.13)

Frenetic Jubilation

09.11.13
27:12
"Well I'm in a great mood..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Psycho (09.03.13)

Psycho

09.04.13
24:51
"Bobby, you never unmoored. You never went out." -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Heat Stroke (08.13.13)

Heat Stroke

08.14.13
27:33
"Clearly he's a charlatan..." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Speed Dating (07.23.13)

Speed Dating

07.25.13
23:54
"Quit laughin, Red!" -John Abbott Watch Download
Tickle (07.16.13)

Tickle

07.17.13
29:23
"After I went to Dr. Stan Guts, me and my dog decided to take it slow and see what happens..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Trampoline (07.09.13)

Trampoline

07.10.13
28:13
"Because the ladies never met a bone from the Bone Crew they didn't like." -Dave Park Watch Download
Smile (07.02.13)

Smile

07.03.13
27:40
"Welcome to Edgar Allen Po-Boys" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Crabapple Tree (06.11.13)

Crabapple Tree

06.12.13
26:24
"I will kill you dead and lay you at the foot of your parents' bed if you come near my flamingoes again." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Thunder (05.28.13)

Thunder

05.29.13
27:24
"You don't even know what houses have, do you?" -Rachael Drummond Watch Download
Euphemism (05.14.13)

Euphemism

05.15.13
29:42
"Never aplogize when entering a room. It adds five pounds to your face" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Pineapple Juice (04.23.13)

Pineapple Juice

04.24.13
31:37
"It's like a magician rejealing his tricks..." -Dave Park Watch Download
Get Outta Here! (04.16.13)

Get Outta Here!

04.17.13
27:37
"Whoops!" -Mike Betette Watch Download
Microfracture (04.02.13)

Microfracture

04.03.13
29:23
"How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?" -Dave Park Watch Download
Substitute (03.26.13)

Substitute

03.27.13
29:25
"I'm probably going to go out back and slowly masturbate to thoughts of Teddy Dynamite!" -John Abbott Watch Download
Cypher (03.19.13)

Cypher

03.20.13
28:10
"Don't apologize, it takes 10 mintues off your life." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Commerical (03.12.13)

Commercial

03.13.13
25:31
"I find she's demeaning and not engaging." -John Abbott Watch Download
Boysenberry (03.05.13)

Boysenberry

03.06.13
30:08
"I go from Southern California tourist attraction to Southern California tourist attraction trying to get people to stop having kids eat things out of their crotches and no one takes me seriously." -Seamus McCarthy Watch Download
Apples (02.26.13)

Apples

02.27.13
30:40
"Listen - little bit weird: Can you cash an American Express Traveller's Check for me?" -Seamus McCarthy Watch Download
Natto (02.19.13)

Natto

02.20.13
27:22
"How do you say 'I'm not gay, but after 4 beers and a Xanax, I can be talked into pretty much anything'?" -Seamus McCarthy Watch Download
Biegnet (02.12.13)

Beignet

02.13.13
27:27
"I'll have one of those boiled ones with the sprinkles." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Watermelon (02.05.13)

Watermelon

02.06.13
30:06
"I had laser vaginal rejuvenation." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Hammer (II) (01.30.13)

Hammer (II)

01.31.13
25:05
"This is Gangster Dickā€¦" -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Abracadabra (01.23.13)

Abracadabra

01.24.13
26:18
"Pardon me. I couldn't help but notice..." -Dave Park Watch Download
Crackle (01.16.13)

Crackle

01.17.13
26:04
"Don't be anti-semantic to her." -Rachael Drummond Watch Download
Trolley (01.09.13)

Trolley

01.10.13
23:56
"Sorry. This guy's giving me a hard-on with his umbrella" -Dave Park Watch Download
Redneck (01.02.13)

Redneck

01.03.13
28:15
"Here's the milk..." -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Shoelaces (12.12.12)

Shoelaces

12.13.12
29:53
"We all gotta read. We all gotta better ourselves. What's going on in your crazy brain, bitch?" -Dave Park Watch Download
Opera (12.05.12)

Opera

12.06.12
31:16
"It's the titular line, by the way..." -Dave Park Watch Download
Buttonfly (11.28.12)

Buttonfly

11.29.12
26:33
"He elected them to the Senate. They've been passing laws all day." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Bearclaw (11.14.12)

Bearclaw

11.15.12
26:13
"Shut your shit down!" -Dave Park Watch Download
Liquid (11.07.12)

Liquid

11.08.12
28:28
"I'm going to take off these shackles known as pants." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Giggles (10.17.12)

Giggles

10.18.12
28:32
"How old ARE you?" -Derek Miller Watch Download
Gasoline (10.03.12)

Gasoline

10.04.12
30:03
"And I was saving my virginity for prostitutes too..." -Derek Miller Watch Download
Rolodex (09.19.12)

Rolodex

09.20.12
25:16
"The coat-check girl gave me a stiff arm-candy..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Bliss (09.05.12)

Bliss

09.08.12
27:50
"Seems like a nice gal..." -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Pinstripe (II) (08.08.12)

Pinstripe (II)

08.09.12
29:43
"You told me you hated both those groups and then you saw them together in one night." -Derek Miller Watch Download
Spaghetti (07.25.12)

Spaghetti

07.26.12
30:47
"We're talking about getting married. I'm talking about getting married." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Blink (07.11.12)

Blink

07.12.12
27:55
"I'm on a vacation from myself. I would never act this way." -Dave Park Watch Download
Five Years (06.27.12)

Five Years

06.28.12
27:45
"You're giving me a slow-dance hand back there, buddy." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Not Gonna Happen (06.13.12)

Not Gonna Happen

06.14.12
24:28
"It is really nice to meet you." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Sand Dunes (05.23.12)

Sand Dunes

05.24.12
26:58
"You know what keeps a man? Steak Tartare. That's what keeps a man!" -John Abbott Watch Download
Candle (04.25.12)

Candle

04.26.12
29:16
"That's just my heart burpin' up my love for ya." -Dave Park Watch Download
Champ (04.11.12)

Champ

04.12.12
30:19
"Hey! Y'sweepin?" -Eric Hunicutt Watch Download
Dynamite (03.28.12)

Dynamite

03.30.12
29:24
"You may be my Dad, but I don't have a shunt in my heart and will tell you what's what." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Freakshow (03.14.12)

Freakshow

03.15.12
34:02
"You have had a savory lunch, haven't you?" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Empanadas (02.29.12)

Empanadas

03.08.12
30:07
"Before Roy Scheider died, we had a correspondence and he found my writing exhilarating..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Paradigm Shift (02.15.12)

Paradigm Shift (02.15.12)

02.17.12
31:18
"Permission to board?" -John Abbott Watch Download
Gas Station (02.01.12)

Gas Station

02.02.12
27:07
"You guys sell BBQ back there? Cause you got the kinda ribs I want to eat." -Dave Park Watch Download
Chump Change (01.18.12)

Chump Change

01.19.12
25:52
"I proposed to the mayor's daughter. She's 12. She gave me a super strong maybe." -Mike Coen Watch Download
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I Saw The Sun

01.05.12
29:57
"What are you afraid of? That in the middle of the night I might strangle you to death?" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Unemployment (12.07.11)

Unemployment

12.08.11
30:57
"She brought in more dimes to donuts than you could sell a handful of snakes on.." -Dave Park Watch Download
Snuggie (11.30.11)

Snuggie

12.01.11
29:35
"I gave him the bacon-wrapped bacon!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Pipe Cleaner (11.23.11)

Pipe Cleaner

11.24.11
29:37
"That's a picture of Barbi Benton's bush" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Rubber (11.16.11)

Rubber

11.17.11
28:41
"Roosevelt's Dad had a wet dream and his Mom rolled into it" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Lightsaber (11.09.11)

Lightsaber

11.10.11
30:04
"Oooh-wah-tigu-wah, Solo!" -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Cockroach (11.02.11)

Cockroach

11.03.11
35:19
"That's why I waited here..." -Mike Betette Watch Download
Alligator (10.26.11)

Alligator

10.27.11
29:43
"It's only been secondhand reports written in Mandarin and translated by a fool..." -Dave Park Watch Download
Astronaut (10.19.11)

Astronaut

10.20.11
31:51
"You sound like you have a puppy living inside your throat..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Blessing (10.12.11)

Blessing

10.13.11
30:44
"Brownies on me. I'm buying brownies for everyone." -Dave Park Watch Download
Hiccup (09.28.11)

Hiccup

09.29.11
21:30
"Shut your gay mouth, okay?" -John Abbott Watch Download
Binoculars (09.14.11)

Binoculars

09.15.11
29:41
"Apple Butter lotion makes me feel like a rich lady!" -Rachael Drummond Watch Download
Poundmydog (09.07.11)

Poundmydog

09.08.11
31:30
"Ha ha! The rich man wins again!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Espanglish (08.31.11)

Espanglish

09.02.11
25:32
"I get no self-respect around here" -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Cheese (III) (08.24.11)

Cheese (III)

08.25.11
33:03
"I wish my legs worked!" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Eyeglasses (08.10.11)

Eyeglasses

08.11.11
29:55
"That's like saying you'll meet someone in the ocean" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Traffic (08.03.011)

Traffic

08.04.11
24:01
"You made Harvey Keitel cry!" -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Free Parking (07.13.11)

Free Parking

07.14.11
26:22
"My Mom said I should meet you..." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Cotton Candy (07.06.11)

Cotton Candy

07.07.11
28:58
"Sometimes, I'll just fall asleep in a lady..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Tickets (06.29.11)

Tickets

06.30.11
23:03
"Sometimes, when I'm doin it, if it's a little one, I yell Murray..." -John Abbott Watch Download
Soccer (06.22.11)

Soccer

06.23.11
27:29
"Can I call you sensei?" "Sure, what's that mean?" -John Abbott & Mike Coen Watch Download
Ace of Spades (06.15.11)

Ace of Spades

06.16.11
26:31
"OK, now I get it..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Compass (06.01.11)

Compass

06.02.11
29:26
"Hey, those ducks don't want your shit." -Mike Betette Watch Download
Constipation (05.25.11)

Constipation

05.26.11
23:59
"Sports are great. For the body." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Banana (05.11.11)

Banana

05.13.11
26:26
"And yet, there's something about him. I desperately want his friendship!" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Dog (05.04.11)

Dog

05.05.11
22:41
"I hope he's wearing a condom" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Bitter Disappointment (04.27.11)

Bitter Disappointment

04.28.11
22:19
"So this is a story about a 4th of July picnic that I went to, but I turned it into a kidnapping and murder..." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Rucksack (04.20.11)

Rucksack

04.21.11
34:24
"We have a mer-lord!" -Mike Betette Watch Download
Siren (04.13.11)

Siren

04.14.11
24:49
"Then you don't like the size of my p**sy?" -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Pepper Spray (04.06.11)

Pepper Spray

04.07.11
22:28
"I'm overweight, I could never chase anyone." -Mike Betette Watch Download
Pinstripe (03.30.11)

Pinstripe

04.01.11
26:10
"He has got a magnetism. Like if an eagle was in SAG.." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Duck (03.16.11)

Duck

03.17.11
32:18
"Why don't you be a lamb and disrobe that Gappocalypse you're wearing..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Anniversary (03.09.10)

Anniversary

03.10.11
25:15
"The reason I'm asking is because I let him put it in a little..." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Meatloaf (03.02.11)

Meatloaf

03.03.11
25:15
"Please - something, anything - cutting myself didn't help." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Submarine (II) (02.23.11)

Submarine (II)

02.24.11
24:51
"You're the Steve and Edie of the underneath the water people" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Birthday Party (02.16.11)

Birthday Party

02.17.11
24:59
"It's just so hard being an ice cream man. They're like little veal running around..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Truck Stop (02.09.11)

Truck Stop

02.10.11
32:14
"That was the happiest day of my life" -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Taco Stand (02.02.11)

Taco Stand

02.03.11
27:21
"I'm going to read this in what I only imagine the woman's voice sounds like..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Saloon (01.26.11)

Saloon

01.27.11
24:46
"Rodeo Rocket Car Jump A Ravine!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Cab Stand (01.19.11)

Cab Stand

01.20.11
26:35
"I'm just flowing more..." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Lion Cage (01.12.11)

Lion Cage

01.13.11
25:54
"Baby in a zoo..." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Quick-E-Mart (01.05.11)

Quick-E-Mart

01.06.11
25:56
"I think that's red..." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Predators (12.08.10)

Predators

12.09.10
26:22
"I don't know science! I'm the tech guy!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Trashcan (12.01.10)

Trashcan

12.02.10
26:03
"I have a doll collection. I totally realize that." -John Abbott Watch Download
Cavity (11.24.10)

Cavity

11.29.10
25:59
"...and that's when I dropped the N-Word!" -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Unicorns (11.17.10)

Unicorns

11.18.10
25:20
"I was inside it for three days..." -Mike Betette Watch Download
Cheese (11.03.10)

Cheese

11.06.10
26:40
"I own the entire eastern seaboard. The entire thing." -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Jealousy (10.27.10)

Jealousy

10.29.10
27:56
"Is Joshua home yet?" -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Forceps (10.20.10)

Forceps

10.21.10
26:10
"Will you get in a tub and let me paint it?" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Window Pane (10.13.10)

Window Pane

10.14.10
27:26
"Can I ask you something? You see a guy with a black eye, do you get a hard-on?" -Mike Betette Watch Download
Kamakaze (10.06.10)

Kamakaze

10.07.10
26:43
"I guess we should get weird" -John Abbott Watch Download
Harpoon (09.29.10)

Harpoon

10.01.10
25:13
"Sometimes it's like walking with a caption!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Don't Stop Believin' (09.15.10)

Don't Stop Believin'

09.16.10
21:58
"The Thornbirds did so much for priestly sex." -John Abbott Watch Download
Landing Pad (09.01.10)

Landing Strip

09.02.10
25:30
"Success has many fathers" -John Abbott Watch Download
Mescaline (08.11.10)

Mescaline

08.12.10
28:18
"Your Majesty, you've returned!" -Rachael Drummond Watch Download
Banana Boat (08.04.10)

Banana Boat

08.05.10
30:46
"Let me get this. I have $156." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Thanksgiving (07.28.10)

Thanksgiving

07.29.10
17:06
"I found the turnips!" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
French Horn (07.07.10)

French Horn

07.08.10
27:08
"...busted m'lady's diaphragm with my monster dong!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Spiders (06.30.10)

Spiders

07.01.10
28:00
"You need so much help. Help that I can give you Tom Hanks." -Mike Betette Watch Download
Safe By A Mile (06.02.10)

Safe By A Mile

06.03.10
27:39
"Phil, it's not the only copy of the movie..." -Rachael Drummond Watch Download
Sprouts (05.26.10)

Sprouts

05.27.10
30:15
"Where'd your shirt go?" -John Abbott Watch Download
Bubbles (05.19.10)

Bubbles

05.20.10
28:19
"I just pissed a gallon of plaid!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Pirate (04.28.10)

Pirate

04.29.10
23:35
"I told you a hobo would break your heart" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Umbilical Cord (04.21.10)

Umbilical Cord

04.22.10
27:20
"I'm drinking. I'm not drunk" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Spiral (04.14.10)

Spiral

04.15.10
27:42
"How dare you kick me out. I just wanna listen to jazz!" -Mike Betette Watch Download
Sunflowers (5th Anniversary) (04.07.10)

Sunflowers (5th Anniversary)

04.08.10
31:29
"Don't doggie-paddle to your own vagina!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Bubblegum (03.31.10)

Bubblegum

04.01.10
24:31
"Well, it's got a little piece of a dead bird I found on my walk this morning in it" -Rachael Drummond Watch Download
Deja Vu (03.24.10)

Deja Vu

03.25.10
25:04
"Hi, I'm Roman Polanski" -Mike Betette Watch Download
Money (03.17.10)

Money

03.18.10
26:16
"Did I put a question mark next to my name?" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Swamp Ass (03.10.10)

Swamp Ass

03.11.10
25:32
"I'd name him Polaris. So if he got lost, he'd look at the North Star and come home." -Mike Coen Watch Download
To Be Younger (03.03.10)

To Be Younger

03.04.10
26:03
"There's a poster of STDs in the bathroom and I have 8 of them" -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Get Some (02.24.10)

Get Some

02.25.10
"The first movie I ever had sex with was Space Camp!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Crap Shoot (02.17.10)

Crap Shoot

02.18.10
26:39
"I keep telling you, I'm not God. I'm Gary O'Donnell: god@gmail.com" -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Regret (02.10.10)

Regret

02.11.10
28:38
"Well, it's perfect for a lady and a cat. In fact, when this apartment was listed, I thought 'a lady and a cat, I hope that comes by.'" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Gummi Bears (02.03.10)

Gummi Bears

02.04.10
25:00
"Concert tickets!" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Stage Monkeys (01.27.10)

Stage Monkeys

01.28.10
20:30
"Marriage - the big lie!" -Everyone Watch Download
Big Wheel (01.13.10)

Big Wheel

01.14.10
24:33
"How come I always gotta sit out in the truck?" -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Going To The Gym (01.06.09)

Going To The Gym

01.07.10
27:14
"It's not about the legs, it's what's inside your head....heart" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Never Come Here Again (12.30.09)

To Not Come Here Anymore

12.31.09
28:11
"Oh my God, they cut my hair in an incredibly flattering fashion..." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Mistletoe (12.02.09)

Mistletoe

12.04.09
27:58
"No wonder the holidays have the highest rate of Smurfing..." -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Mutton (11.25.09)

Mutton

11.26.09
32:00
"You're fired" -Mike Betette Watch Download
Sweater Vest (11.18.09)

Sweater Vest

11.19.09
28:08
"Sandra, if harlotry was a lotion, he'd be so moist right now." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Poison (11.11.09)

Poison

11.12.09
26:51
"Punch me! Punch me!" -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Hula Hoop (II) (11.04.09)

Hula Hoop (II)

11.05.09
28:50
"Car Bloating..." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Grandstanding (10.21.09)

Grandstanding

10.22.09
28:59
"I would say that the only appropriate vehicle for that baby to travel around in would be a cloud that it sits on that moves independently of the baby." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Bad Breath (10.14.09)

Bad Breath

10.15.09
26:14
"You guys - we're sitting, but we're also flying!" -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Magic (10.07.09)

Magic

10.08.09
28:15
"What do you get when you cross Jimmy Carter with Sam Rayburn? A Dixiecrat!" -John Abbott Watch Download
Enchanted Forest (09.30.09)

Enchanted Forest

10.01.09
26:41
"You know, on second thought - I think I'm just going to empty out this drawer and climb inside." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Frozen (09.23.09)

Frozen

09.24.09
25:25
"Ask that baby what's gonna happen on Lost." -Mike Coen Watch Download
Cookie Monster (09.16.09)

Cookie Monster

09.17.09
28:30
"It was a different dream last night..." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Robots (09.02.09)

Robots

09.03.09
24:37
"Oh hey, Terese - is that a port wine birthmark on your face?" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Loud Noises (08.26.09)

Loud Noises

08.27.09
29:13
"Abalabalabalabalab..." -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Zeus (08.19.09)

Zeus

08.20.09
30:05
"You're going to have to sleep on WHey!" -Mike Coen Watch Download
Sack Lunches (08.12.09)

Sack Lunches

08.13.09
30:11
"Every day, when I leave here, I got into my neighborhood and I shoot people I think are criminals." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Vermin (08.05.09)

Vermin

08.06.09
25:28
"The evil spirit in my walls doesn't have a weiner?" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Freckles (07.29.09)

Freckles

07.30.09
27:08
"Grandma, you got the job." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Jelly Beans (07.15.09)

Jelly Beans

07.16.09
24:42
"Why don't you crawl back inside my womb so I can make a new life for myself?" -Zabeth Russell Watch Download
Pterodactyl (07.01.09)

Pterodactyl

07.02.09
22:08
"A dead wife and a kid to complicate things? All I can say is I'm glad someone's using the White House milkshake machine." -Tim Jennings Watch Download
Annihilation (06.24.09)

Annihilation

06.25.09
27:00
"32? Wow. Well, you look 20, but you act 70!" -John Abbott Watch Download
Submarine (06.17.09)

Submarine

06.18.09
24:01
"Don't use the same voice I'm using." -Kevin McShane Watch Download
Porcupine (06.10.09)

Porcupine

06.11.09
26:51
"Marcus, I thought it would be something special between the two of us. But what's special is what's between the two of us." -Jill Alexander Watch Download
Cartwheel (05.27.09)

Cartwheel

05.29.09
28:46
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04.30.09
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04.23.09
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03.12.09
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03.05.09
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02.26.09
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01.15.09
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12.18.08
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12.11.08
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12.04.08
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11.27.08
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10.30.08
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10.23.08
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10.16.08
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10.09.08
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09.18.08
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Cheese

09.04.08
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08.27.08
34:19
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08.21.08
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06.12.08
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05.28.08
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05.22.08
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Needles

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04.23.08
27:00
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